Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

I never fail to be amazed at how many of these muppets grandly describe themselves as 'Senior Executive Chef' and the like.

Never seen a decapitation on MC before though; that poor fish

Don’t like chimichurri

[sulks]

That chilli is HUGE!

I thought they cooked the gurnard but he's still there, gurning harder than ever.

No chance of a random vampire attack there.

@halsall it's part of the word inflation de nos jours.
Primary schools are academies. Pupils students etc etc.

Yes thanks Schadenfreude. Has anyone ever seen Gregg cook anything?

Don't think Marcus has done his own washing up for a while.

Footle

We're still missing @squoosh and @ellenanora5. Hope they can join us soon.

Yummy oh

That thing of putting stuff on a J cloth before it’s “plated up” makes me heave

Mmm steak and chimmichurri.

I was wondering what had happened to them. Particularly Squoosh - she likes to keep an eye on Marcus

Oh wow - another baby!

Pencilmuseum I'm so sorry

Where have they found these tiny chefs?

Good - I quite like this little chap - pleased he found the tendon.

Woof

Surrey boy is good

Like this lad.

Percy Weasley looks promising

pencil I stumbled upon a page of “Greggs recipes” on the bbc website today.
I don’t think I can adequately manage your expectations of it, all I can say is “sausage soup”

You are welcome.

Anyone want a super fluffy Newfie pup? Going free today.

As far as am aware, Gregg considers Pickled Onion Monster Munch to be the haute of cuisine - no he doesn't cook.

Presentation very poor.

Percy - yes!