Strictly Thread 5: Minions versus The Matrix

[TheSassyAssassin]

Thread 4 almost done....

Oooh a bit of shocker.

Me and my strictly mates don't like him. We agree he loves himself a bit too much.

I bet Charles will get a bottom 2 bounce next week if he stays in, esp if he has a Latin.

He doesn’t deserve to be in the dance off but that’s how it works in the early weeks isn’t it? Very much down to popularity.

I wonder if the Karen running off with an accountant narrative has hundred them also?

Hey books!

Spiders in gardening gloves! I will be checking every time now.

*hindered

ouch Fuzzy - they are hiding everywhere at the moment - loads coming into the house
I suspect Charles may just get through - he wasn't that bad last night

Rubs bruised bum. No superpowers.

Octo is sorry. She's sleepy.

he certainly doesn't deserve to be in the bottom 2

Hmmm Octo's predictive powers not as powerful as last year!

Perhaps keeping her in a tank of neat gin isn't the best idea we've ever had Sassy

I reckon Lee (Leaky) in the dance off - with Charles staying

So for all Joe's fan base, Graeme Cricketer got more votes? Hurrah!

I stil don't know who Charles is, even though I looked him up on Wikipedia. He has about three akas , iirc.

Octo is forgiven! But Mr Spider is not!!! Poor you Fuzzy!

good on Kate

Whoever said Vick looked like Meghan Markle was spot on. She’s a shoe-in for the TV movie.

Is Darcey's dress made of Christmas crepe paper?

Tank of neat gin Pickled 🐙!

@OublietteBravo annoyed Karen is my favourite Karen

Lee's still sweating collops. Poor bugger - that jacket should have been take-off-able.

Does the order of who has got through reflect the amount of public votes?

The DCs are stressing here in case Dr Ranj is in the Dance Off...

Hahahaha Schaden ....forgot about the squid ink gin tank

Gorka has a gorgeous smile

FuzzyCustard how do we know Graeme got more votes? It's not in any order.