Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

[Halsall]

Shiny new thread

"It's still up"

Looks a bit anaemic.

See what the sauce does

Your welcome

Gregg getting his trotters in the trough before Twat boy has delivered the food to the critics. Greedy little grocer.

Judges have been bribed.

And oiled.

I keep laughing at your sniggers Exile

He nailed that soufflé, to be fair. I do love Spenny

Come on Big man

Fish looks fab, even raw.

They're all trying to impress you, you twat!

I really want Giant Martin to win.

Oh course he's trying to impress you its a bloody competition you fool, he wants to win.

Agretti = samphire with an Italian accent

How do these people get jobs as food critics?

Do you just have to be prepared to eat pretentious crap?

I would eat pretentious crap.

"I love the taste of malt:

You don't say . . .

I remember Grace Dent being quite amusing at times. When did she turn into such a sour face?
Ah, Marvellous Martin - don’t put yourself down.

We haven't had samphire in quite a while Halsall

I would also eat pretentious crap, but you also need to talk a load of pretentious crap and look really smug, and if you're William Sitwell, talk as though you're about to hiccup at any given moment.

Well done Big Lad

Think Stef is going home....

What the fuck does Greg have against big Martin?

John Torode has just made me spit beer all over my keyboard!

There’s no end of innuendos in this episode.

Unfortunately we're unlikely to lose Spenny

Indeed Myfanmy, its getting a bit smutty