Sleb Masterchef is BACK

[Halsall]

@ellenanora5 @squoosh @GrouchyKiwi @fourquenelles @schadenfreude OH GOSH DAMN @EVERYBODY whose name I can’t quite dredge up right now from the depths of my addled brain, gather ye hither for all the traditional food-based fun and frolics. Tonite. BBC1. 8pm. Be there

Chef must be fucking pissing herself no?

Years of laughter

Boys and Girls???

I honestly can't believe what a pig's ear they are making of this - I really, really can't believe it!

They think it's okay to feed this to HUMAN BEINGS?

'"This isn't my day job" - just as well.

I don't believe the comments - this lot have been given a bung to be complimentary.

Evening all. Did I miss anything interesting? We were out for dinner, then stuck in traffic because of idiot fucking buses, then the children were evil because they're more than an hour late to bed. Fun fun.

Anyway. A catering challenge with someone to keep them in check is very sensible.

Greggg and his fucking pronunciation of lasagne. I got to complain about him in a survey this morning. It was very satisfying.

That gravy looks like piss!

Oh Grouchy - it's been carnage!

I'm fast forwarding it's making me anxious that the workers won't be fed on time

It’s not mac AND cheese you fuckwits

Mac'n'cheese with......cabbage?

Happy Days Grouchy. Peel me a radish.

It's not "Mac and Cheese" - it's MACARONI CHEESE, you ignorant twats!

Gravy of quiche are you out of your mind

Gravy - with Quiche?

No the wonder that woman nearly had a kitten!

Quiche fail

Burnt and raw quiche. Mmmmm. That's a talent.

It's a disaster so far Grouchy, the contoured one is a gobshite, you should have seen him peeling an apple and Carole makes up her own words for most things

What new found skill is that Jonty?

Twatting about?

How do you mess up peeling an apple?! How is he still alive?

It IS calorie free - because it's too vile to eat.

Ah, now the Aunt Betty/Bessie's fruit/Yorkshire pudding/roast potato combo

I think you're right, Exile. And he might also be confusing it with a Brown Betty.

I'll bet that that is one chef who is bloody glad to see the back of them.

And Pretty Boy - you "pulled it out of the bag" because the chef stepped in and did half the work for you ON HER OWN!

I want crumble now.

You'd have to see it to believe but lets say the apple stayed on the board and he peeled round it, well hacked would be a better word.

Those chefs "rescuing" the custard in the kitchen were pissing themselves