EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

You're right, The80s - we haven't had a public information theme for ages. Which do you think would be more effective - "You've got to eat healthy to stay healthy" or "Dalliance with the partner of a local hard man could impact on your wellbeing"?

So will Bernie be on this clean eating lark, too? I'd probably have a 'Physician, heal thyself' moment tbh.

I noticed Ian's diabetes getting a mention the other night too perhaps the bbc are on a mission

@89’s the allotment of course

Ha ha - imagine Ted n Patrick finding her hair wrapped around a cabbage!
Yes, they are on a mission to make us all fit and healthy. Maybe jack shd reopen the gym and boxing club!

Been away and followed thread but haven't properly caught up on episodes.
Don't feel I need to as you guys write so much better!

Plan on watching tonight's and catching up properly if I need to!

Youare / welcome back!

Keanu can talk to me any time he likes! #talktome 😊

FFS why is she not shagging him yet. WTF is wrong with her ?!?!?!?!

badder, she will, give it time for Phil to jet off on his 'business trip' or whatever he told her, she will be down the allotment down and dirty with the turnips before you can say ' car mechanic'. lucky old sharon.

Shazza will ‘ grapple’ with her guilt / then Keanu will strip off his overalls and she will throw her hair extensions youthful wind.

To the wind.

@The80sweregreat I like youthful wind. Sharon isn't just trying to hold onto her youth, she is clawing at it with her expensive fake talons

Fuck grappling with her guilt she needs to get grappling Keanu

He is so bloody fit all of a sudden

He is so bloody fit all of a sudden

I know! How did that happen! I barely noticed him before this week! But that's all changed now I know he's up for some cheeky shenanigans with a middle aged bit of fluff like me and he's also sensitive and vulnerable yet protective etc.

DH knows I have a crush and is ok as it's harmless fun. I told him that's what Linda said

Keanu has become an unlikely heart throb - if it was set in Cornwall they would be riding around on horse back looking moodily out to sea.
As it is, the pair of ' star crossed lovers' are staring moodily over the bar of the Vic contemplating the back of the arches for a bunk up.
bring it on!!

The Keane and Sharon (which autocorrected to Shark) thing is ridiculous.

Karen's not going to be pleased, is she?

Karen will not be happy - i predict ( but dont know) that Devil Denny will see them together and try to blackmail them so that Phil doesnt end up killing him slowly in the garage with the spanners or some such around halloween, christmas time. Phil will go very gammon and start shouting, a lot! he isnt happy unless he is shouting at someone.

They’ve messed about with Keanu’s character though. He always seems to be honourable and of high morals. No way would he shag
Phil’s missus.

It's unbelievable that Keanu would shag Sharon unless he's coerced ! I agree Denny will catch them at it and Phil will blow a gasket..poor Keanu ! Maybe Hayley can save him, I'm sure she could stand up to Phil.

He does fancy her though and rejecting Hayley, which probably means he will chat up Hayley in order to get to Sharon., she clearly likes him too.
Hayley has to be the skinniest pregnant woman ever! poor child though being surrounded by that crowd of women! who do we think is the dad?

Keanu shagging Shaza is about as likely as kids saying me me I want the dentist to look at my teeth!

Alfie is the father. Unless she’s lying.

Did they meet for drinks at e20?