EASTENDERS 28 - absolutely no spoilers !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooo not a lot going on apart from the

Stupid boring stu Story

Still waiting who will get baby abi

Will IAN get into MEL’s knickers - very unlikely 😂😂

When will kat see her kids

And of course Alfie and kat and the baby bump of Hayley

IAN and maz business - what’s happening

Anything I’ve missed .......

Love rather!

Lucky Shazza having Keanu lusting after her!

Urghh! Honey, shes so dull

Honey hating sugar .. irony or what? Lol

keashaz ! Let’s come up with a name

Who are all these women Martin's supposed to have slept with? And how come Staceys never been bothered before?

Stacey was too busy sleeping with other people to notice Martin that much!

Shazanu- sounds like a magic word! I'm not buying it - he's like very fit and she's like, well, not so much .......

It’s her hair and plaster putting on antics that has turned his six pack I think.

EE doing what they do best...random extra marital shagups with the neighbors. Love it

Shagups! Love this.
Writer comes into ‘ Frankie Howard’ room for meeting with other 30 something’s ( w1a reference there) chewing gum ‘ hey, let’s make the unlikeliest love interest yet’
We love a MILF’
‘Yeah ok’
‘Cool’

She's hot!

It’s the pout and the hair! Who could resist her eh?

Keanu has gone from Ingrid hot au pair to possibly stroking Shazzas dodgy hair extensions. He needs a good talking to.

I think it's her sexy voice that does it

Good contrast there, The80s - apart from the age thing, the difference between Ingrid's natural good looks and Sharon's extensions+slap+++ is phenomenal ... what is he thinking??

Shazanu- sounds like a magic word!

Sounds like Vic and Bob Shooting Stars. Shazanu indeed!

ShazA Black skirt on Monday was actually a belt

Tho she does have nice legs

Sadly mr spam is alive

Why didn’t she want bacon. That’s the best bit of A fry up

So the children went to soft play and cinema at 830am.

Telling big mouth L wasn’t a good idea. She will suss out who it is

And meeting at e20. For a drink. At her rivals bar. Who will obv tell Phil

Oh and the cleaning of the tiny wound that was pathetic. Let alone a plaster. It needs air

That was a huge plaster in a small bag!
She isn’t that bad really / just all wrong for Keanu! Plus Phil will KILL him nicking his moll. The garage car pit awaits if he gets a sniff of anything going on.

Telling L whilst he was sitting two yards away was silly. Walls have ears!
He should be job hunting not Shazza hunting!

MInd you, for all their faults there is a certain chemistry there I think -
If they do ' get it on' i think it will be very full on and quite steamy.
fifty shades of garage overalls.

All I could focus on was her putting the sticky bit of the plaster right over the sore bits of the wound. When Keanu rips that off he'll need more than Sharon's extensions to hang on to.

she did rather make sure that plaster was fully intact didnt she?
Where will they sneak off to though? karen's place is full up with children and they cant go back to hers with Phil and Devil child Denny always about. back of the Vic? under the arches? back of the car lot?

blondes, i thought that too about Mr spam - he lives!

mind you, Bernie would have been mortified and now they can do a ' lets all have clean living' story lines in order to make me feel guilty for having a glass of wine. not had a public information film for a while.