BGT First live show. Dec's on his own!!

[84CharingCrossRoad]

Evening. Starting off tonight. Won't be here tomorrow night!

Bless him

I still hated it

He’s going to get the shit kicked out of him next week....for such a corny song, flat voice and for crying. Kids will sing that song at him for the next five years.

He's getting slaughtered at school tomorrow

I'm not sure he went through to semi?

Piggy I did, but it wasn't him!

I'm not a mum, but if you are, did you like that? Not sure if I'm being overly cynical...

Ten years ago Simon would have told him he was shit.

Although to be fair at least it was 10 year old appropriate. I really hate it when young kids sing adult songs about adult content they don't understand

Fatherhood has addled Simon's brains...

Oh yawning you tease!!

This guy was amusing but I wouldn't say he was a splitter

Why do people need to mention their whole medical history on BGT? My back is screwed up literally but I don't need to tell the world even if I just did

He creeps me out. I think he reminds me of the creepy pedophile guy on Con Air

The being trump act was funny for about 1 minute

Same shit different day?

Simon doesn't look impressed

Anyone think its quite poor overall tonight?

An impressionist shouldn't have to say who they are about to impersonate...

His audition was good

This is a literally a trump see what I did there

Don't think he'll get through...

I do like his Trump!

Number one rule: don't applaud yourself!!

Anyone remember that woman..Francine I think her name was, who did the spot on Stacey Solomon impression?

It was hilarious

Oh I remember her Soubriquet! She said something about only having McDonalds if she could spell McDonalds, so she went to KFC? I was pmsl!

Has Simon had work done on his face? I'm thinking he's had his eyes done and botox? He definitely looks odd.