BGT First live show. Dec's on his own!!

[84CharingCrossRoad]

Evening. Starting off tonight. Won't be here tomorrow night!

I'm now on the singing boy. Oh bless. Oh dear.

I almost long for a couple of years ago when people were wondering if that that pole bloke would land on the chain saw.

I really admire good impressionists as I can't do them at all. I hope he gets some attention after this. Think he'd be better on the radio.

I can do Louis Walsh, that's about it! And Sharon Osbourne. No I don't watch X Factor!

my stand out act from the BGT was the woman with an angle grinder and metal codpiece ...

I can do HRH The Queen.

My standout act was the shadow dancing people. Their audition was so sad!

I hated this guy. I thought he was shit

Stavros Flatley....

He's too monotonous

This is awful

And definitely too much like Nick Knowles

This bloke is dreadful

Alesha's laugh looks forced.

Zzzzzzzzz

Is it over yet

I loved Susan Boyle. She scares me though as she is so vulnerable and fragile, bless her.

OK, let's move on. And no, Amanda, he is not "good".

The guy with the bag for life was way better

I didn't watch the auditions this year, but was the standard low?!

SuBo was the BGT defining moment

Did Bag For Life get through to the semis. I loved him!!

I liked Bag For Life too!

Dragging a bit now mate.

No bag guy was rejected, how the hell this bloke got through though!

HOW did this guy get thru?????