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BGT Week 3 auditions.

193 replies

84CharingCrossRoad · 28/04/2018 20:00

I'm at work on a sleepover and my friend has popped in.
Wonder if there will be any golden buzzers tonight......???

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AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 21:03

I missed the lady because ive just learned that you can't hum whilst holding your nose.

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 21:04

I think those Belgian sex dolls actually came from the Botox clinic, having overdone it and suffered some side effects of some sort!

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 21:04

You can't keep your eyes open while you sneee either.

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 21:05

My zzz doesn't work very well.....

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 21:06

Alonso You are now responsible for me cutting off the circulation in my nose and emitting a sound closer to a whale on glue than a humming human. Thanks a lot Grin

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 21:07

Apologies😂

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 21:07

Twerking zebra. Wow

gaggiagirl · 28/04/2018 21:08

Ooh a sob story this way comes!

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 21:08

uh oh. Vomiting alert.

84CharingCrossRoad · 28/04/2018 21:08

Animal arses!!!!

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gaggiagirl · 28/04/2018 21:08

Urgh. Cringe.

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 21:08

Man in a hat, always a twat.

Numbkinnuts · 28/04/2018 21:08

Amanda will cry at this.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 21:09

They're creepily close

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 21:09

Dad thinks he's 24

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 21:09

At least Amanda won't need a PA to bring the tissues. She just needs to rip a bit off her dress!

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 21:10

Uh oh, she's changed! Scratch that!

Sparklingbrook · 28/04/2018 21:10

Bleurgh.Get on with it.

84CharingCrossRoad · 28/04/2018 21:10

He's a sweetie...

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MrsDoylesTeaBags · 28/04/2018 21:10

Just come out of lucking as this is making me cringe.

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 21:10

Man in a hat, always a twat

That is one of the best things I’ve ever read Grin

Petalflowers · 28/04/2018 21:11

We recognised the lad. A quick google shows he was The Voice Kids, and jammed with Danny.

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 21:11

'Father son family song'

StylishMummy · 28/04/2018 21:11

@Piggywaspushed I'm crying Grin

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 21:11

Bored already