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BGT Week 3 auditions.

193 replies

84CharingCrossRoad · 28/04/2018 20:00

I'm at work on a sleepover and my friend has popped in.
Wonder if there will be any golden buzzers tonight......???

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AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 20:32

I have no spears but i did buy chicken skewers in Morrison's

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:32

I would try at home but I can’t find the spears, I’m sure I had them somewhere

Sparklingbrook · 28/04/2018 20:33

Clingfilm is back in the drawer Another. Grin

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:33

Alonso would you take the chicken off first or would the chicken add something to the performance?

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 20:34

I could use raw chicken, add the risk of food poisoning for more drama

Soubriquet · 28/04/2018 20:35

That was amazing!! Totally blew my mind

AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 20:35

What do us vegetarians use? I have some cotton buds? I could whittle them to a pointy end

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 20:36

Shock How the bloody hell did that happen?

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:37

Vegetarians would use vegetable skewers, obvsGrin

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 20:37

Those corn on the cob handle stabber things for the veggies

AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 20:39

Wait, I have bigger problems. my husband is out tonight, I've only got the dog to help me with these reinactments!

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 20:39

Oh God. Can't stand belly dancing...

AlonsoTigerHeart · 28/04/2018 20:39

You can't skewer a dog. Instant no from Simon

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84CharingCrossRoad · 28/04/2018 20:40

Yawn......

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AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 20:40

Oh I wouldn't skewer the dog, I love him. Husband however..... Hmm It's like he knew...

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:41

Could the dog hold the skewer & you get in the cage? Is it a clever dog?

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 20:42

I think Rolf Harris used to do that extra leg thing. Oh dear....

AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 20:42

Erm....no.

He's 10" tall, blind, deaf and 16 years old

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 20:42

Another If you could persuade the dog to hold a Dentastix at the right height...

gaggiagirl · 28/04/2018 20:42

I was cringing in case he sang that rolf Harris song.

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:43

AnotherOriginalUsername yeah dog holding the skewer might not be the best idea Grin

Piggywaspushed · 28/04/2018 20:44

This Rat Pack thing is becoming a bit of a cliché.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 28/04/2018 20:44

He's just woken up, darted, then looked at me with a look of disgust. The cheek of it...

yawning801 · 28/04/2018 20:44

X-posted Another!

nancy75 · 28/04/2018 20:44

Drunken pub singalong or Daturday night telly, who can tell the difference?

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