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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:24

I love beetroot so I do want to try that. It looks very tasty.

Taffeta · 09/04/2018 21:24

One of the guests appears to be wearing upholstery

They’re all wankers

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:25

Hold on - COD ROE EMULSION?

Jesus bloody wept!

I don't care how fabulous this scran is - I don't want to taste it. I feel queasy

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fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:26

Plating up with tweezers - bingo.

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Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:26

I fancy that beetroot even less now that I know 'crapaudine' means 'female toad'

RomaineCalm · 09/04/2018 21:26

It looks like 'pond '

Wolfcub · 09/04/2018 21:27

That smoking jacket is particularly twat-tacular

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:27

I fancy that beetroot even less now that I know 'crapaudine' means 'female toad'
What?! Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:27

The Betty's Tearoom guy must be worth a fortune. It is an establishment of over-rated, over-priced patisserie-related wankery.

But I like their pinnies.

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fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:28

Fuck off Greg(g) I watched you making spam, onion and potato hash this morning. What do you know?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:28

I do like the funky earl.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:28

How can you not like Tommy Banks when he's not an arsehole when they screw up? (Apron aside, obvs.)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:28

He's wearing curtains - his nannie must have been Maria von Trapp.

MyGuideJools · 09/04/2018 21:29

I thought the bloke in the tapestry was griff rhys jonesGrin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:29

Ah! The confidence that being a fourth generation rhubarb farmer gives you!

(Bet that's a riot at parties)

OliviaStabler · 09/04/2018 21:30

I just googled the black swan. You can only have a tasting menu which consists of all the items they are 'cooking' tonight. So there is no variation, it's the same day in day out. All for £98-£110 per head.
booked 6 months in advance.
#wanky

I promise you a great meal at this level is worth the price (if you can afford it of course!)

RomaineCalm · 09/04/2018 21:30

The funky earl makes me think of the chap from Longleat. There must be a catalogue full of 'Stately Style' clothing.

I's be rather disappointed at not getting a dozen or so proper sprouts.

squoosh · 09/04/2018 21:30

This food has me craving a nice Thai curry

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:30

I like Alex.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:31

That shepherdess was chewing with her mouth open.

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:31

I think it all looks great!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:31

Me an' all Romaine

I love sprouts.

Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:32

I must give Chef full marks for extra-special niceness. He seems like a very decent bloke.

Footle · 09/04/2018 21:32

Chef is so nice!

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:32

I want sourdough ice cream.

Actually after masterchef this year I want a pasta maker and an ice cream maker. Expensive viewing.