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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:32

I like the look of it all too. I'd have to remortgage the house but one day, one day................

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:32

Can somebody not stick a tea towel over Gregg - like a budgie. It would shut the tosser up and we wouldn't have to look at him.

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fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:33

That rhubarb farmer has a very round head.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:33

I love that a shepherdess is describing food with proper critic-y language.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:33

Agree Tommy seems very nice.

I wonder if there is a Missus Tommy

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:34

You can stay in the black swan too. Must arrange a fancy holiday.

MyGuideJools · 09/04/2018 21:34

I'll have to take your word for it olivia
I can't imagine persuading DH to shell out £100 thinking he's getting steak but instead getting a slice of beetrootGrin
he's a meat and 2 veg type of bloke!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:34

He usually brings his parents along to the banquet on Great British Menu, Schaden, but I can't remember if there's a partner.

Taffeta · 09/04/2018 21:35

Nawamins pudding looked 200 x more difficult than the pilots shop bought puff apple tart Hmm

Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:35

If he'd put the tuiles the other way round, they'd have fitted....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:35

Oh FFS!

PUT IT ON A PLATE!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:36

Thank you *GrouchY - so there is hope!

Schadenfreude JOR is stunningly beautiful, but the laziest arse you could ever imagine.

squoosh · 09/04/2018 21:37

At last, back to the Masterchef kitchen

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:37

*Jnr - not JOR, whatever that is.

RomaineCalm · 09/04/2018 21:37

Tommy Banks... If you're reading this tonight please consider hosting a complimentary tasting for us poor mumsnetters. We'll give you terribly good reviews and everything. 💕💕💕

ps We don't need to stay over, we'll be fine in the Travelodge.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:37

All spotted Halsall

OliviaStabler · 09/04/2018 21:37

I'll have to take your word for it olivia

Meals like Tommy's are not for the meat and two veg lovers as I know and love plenty of them, they just don't get it.

MrsTommyBanks · 09/04/2018 21:38

Flaunts new name

MyGuideJools · 09/04/2018 21:38

I want my donuts in a bag with 5 others, all sugary and jammy, not on a bleeding log!

Footle · 09/04/2018 21:38

Schadenfreude, give the poor girl a break! Marry your own chef..

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:38

Alex's whites are covered with bambi juice.

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:38

DH was a meat and 2 veg sort when I met him. Converted him.

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fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:39

Nice one MrsTommy

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:40

Meals like Tommy's are not for the meat and two veg lovers as I know and love plenty of them, they just don't get it.
My DH is like this, Olivia. I might have to train him by starting to cook weird stuff.

MyGuideJools · 09/04/2018 21:40

olivia DH definitely wouldn't get it Grin

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