Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

[fourquenelles]

Shiney new thread for the final

Ooh is cucumber boy going to mess up following someone else’s recipe? No chilli or coconut in this.

squoosh I'd die first

Halsall was that in relation to becoming Mrs Gregg or 're-attaching the fat' (which sounds like a euphemism for sex with Mr Gregg)?

Trimming a frigging mushroom to get it to the EXACT weight.

What the eff?

Those are darning mushrooms.

squoosh

This is control-freakery cooking

Too much mushroom. Story of my life.

This isn't doing anything for me if I'm honest

Halsall, don't forget the pea glue.

It's a bit mean of assistant chef not to tell him about the cauliflower

ALL THAT WORK just to shovel posh grub down the greengrocer's gullet. As if he'd know the difference between this and a jam sandwich.

Oops Kenny’s messed up!

Heck that missing cauliflower

Both, squoosh, both. As must surely go without saying

Thought it was just me couldn't log on to Dinner.

Are they going to show us Kennys face when he realises the cauliflower has missed the party?

Yep I agree with you Wolf

Alex is so calm, fair play to her

I'm always leaving bits of dinner in the oven. I feel his pain.

"Now's the time to grab your octopus . . . . "

PMSL

A lady only grabs one tentacle at a time, Schaden

I leave bits in the oven too and find them cremated three days later.

John’s doing his sex face again

Get in Alex

I think they should have us as judges. Post watershed, fuelled with with masses of booze, we'd be brilliant darlings!

Me too Romaine

The number of times we've finished eating and I've said "Oh bugger! I forgot the leeks! Would anyone have liked some?"

Stuff my mum says: ' It looks rubbish to me.'

However: HOORAH FOR ALEX!