eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

Johnny named the club after his dead daughter. His living daughter was ruby the kids the deceased was scarlet

Choccy there was a hoo-ha after Vincent renamed the Albert behind Phil's back, for a short while it was 'Pearl's' in big tacky pink letters.

Phil beat up Vincent over it, foaming at the mouth "This is maa gaff and maa rules.”

Janine called her child with Michael Moon Scarlett Patricia as well - she was another prem baby - they were an odd couple. The Pat bit was after Pat Butcher, who she never really got on with.

Tina was last seen hanging around the pub or in the cafe. She must live in the pub with Shirley, although they were looking for another place to live the other day when they thought that L and Mick were going to lose their jobs , so not sure where she will end up!
I know it was cringy, but that scene with Mel and Billy did make me laugh- as if she would be interested in him again! seeing all your ex's in one place must be horrible though - can you imagine? So funny that picture of Les Corker on the wall looking sinister. i miss old Pam and Les / Christine.

Coker rather, not Corker.

Jake Wood is good at playing ' vulnerable unhappy ' Max isnt he? you would feel a bit sorry for him, despite everything,
Didnt patrick once put a cot up in the middle of a room when Dee was having Phil's baby - i always think ' why do this,how you gonna get the thing upstairs once its all made?'
Considering Jack has two kids and Ingrid there, you wouldnt then clutter up the place with a cot? is Max thinking ' i will look after unnamed baby?' - who would give him custody anyway with his past?
Whitney having money to give to Bex and Tiffany - she isnt working so where is that from?

As soon as max started building the cot I thought he'll smash it up at some point . It's such a shame the abi storyline is so rubbish I was literally shouting at the screen last night please just get on with it and turn her off ffs - does it have to drag on till tomorrow's episode

So are we to assume that tiffs secret is that she's really only turned up in order to meet up with some shady online crew? Just when we thought we were safe from PSAs.

Some of you have amazing memories. I barely remember any of that stuff from the past.

Ciara is incredibly irritating!

I thought the same when Whit asked L about Tiff.

It’s so bad at the mo after a couple of promising episodes.

I wondered why Abi who was unemployed had ordered a cot online. Surely she could have borrowed Louis’’s cot or Matthew’s old cot from Jack? I don’t know how she could afford the rent let alone buy new equipment when there was one across the road.

Still wondering who Hunter is and yes Ciara is irritating and a bit of a panto bad ‘un. Where is Aidan supposed to be? Mel has put a spell over all her exes. Are Robbie and Donna officially together? He hasn’t been around to see Tiff and now TJ either. I like Mel’s character and her as an actress. At least her lines seem to flow unlike Ciara who is all sorts of ridiculous.

Mel was always good I thought . She was believable ( despite the bad choice in men!) they knew how to do ‘gritty’ back then. I don’t know how she knows Ciara- where did they hook up? Mel was living in Portugal and ciara is Irish living in London I assume? Who knows!

Whit used live pub so would talked about tiff I’m guessing, so she would been vaguely aware who she was. If she could pick her out of a crowded pub I don’t know.

Agree about cot, would made
More sense for story line if Abi had ordered a teddy or banket with her chosen name on. Guess she knew sex but kept quiet? Or a unisex name, Least poor sod could be named then.

I am not sure if Abi did know it was going to be a girl to be honest, i cant recall her mentioning it to anyone.
i dont recall her having a scan date or anything.
poor child though! an orphan and max and tanya as grandparents - not that anyone has mentioned who is going to look after the poor thing-
Max is dossing at Jacks and doesnt have a job now or any money, how can he care for her?

Surely the whole square knows about Tiff as she used to live there. Newcomers excepted.

I think the baby will go “off square” so either Lauren or Tanya.

I didn't like Josh when he first came in the show, but he is really lovely now he has lost the specs and seems to have 'filled out' a bit!
its a shame he isn't staying on - Keanu and Mr P's son are the only eye candy left now and the son isn't always about and probably will never be seen again now the launderette is open and Karen is running it.
we need more good looking men ( shallow)

I thought Tiff was about 4/5 y ago? Still feel as if Mik
Linda are quite new. Ollie must be 2 so been there 4? Did th they come in after all that truck full leave?

Didn’t Tiff turn up for Twitney & Leeks wedding?

an orphan and max and tanya as grandparents... and the perfect opportunity for the return of Wicksy, as the other living (in NZ?) biological grandparent... What is Nick Berry up to these days?!

Yes she did! Know you come
To mention it. When rest gang had food posioning in or after the hen party limo thing.

Yes, Tiff showed up for Whitney's disaster of a wedding to Leek!
Remember Lady Di eating her flowers and Leek stressing over money?
If Nick Berry comes back he wint have a piano to play as L got rid.

Ciara is well annoying, she's about as menacing as a flannel.

Didn’t Darren and Hev have a one night thing in the toilets of the E20 which led to Baby George? It was such a (over)used set at one point, seems odd that we don’t see it at all now (apart from recently!).

Also, from Thursdays episode, I’m glad they finally told us that random boy was TJ, I had NO IDEA who Whitney was talking to!

YEs that was very bad a time he was about 18? But looked very young. With his twin sister having one at 12/13. Mind you be good if baby’s George did come back he must be 10 now?

Good lord, this is a heartbreaking scene! I suspect it’s not going to be any better

Say what you like about the shit storylines - they are doing the switching off the machine well. It's heartbreaking