eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

Excellent point fusty

The Mitchell’s Luke ‘disappearing abroad’. They have all done it - Grant, Courtney, Phil, Sam, Kathy. Ben might as well not be left out I suppose!

I wonder if Courtney is going to make a reappearance? Usually after they mention someone, they turn up shortly afterwards!

He could have left garage to Jay or at least asked him to mange it. He used to be a macanic right? Jay can’t be on More than mim wage of struggling pay rent on shared house.

Good point- Jay and Donna won't be able to cover the rent. Ben should have left them a bit of cash to tide them over for a bit!
Poor Jay, nothing seems to work out for him and he's so nice.

But Jay still owns the disused car lot, he could still sell it for whatever the going rate is....?

It be good if jack and nanny got together, they had that kids at the great big pretend it’s a campsite in someone’s garden day. It’s been a year, he’s had bad time with Max. It could work!

Hope Mik stays away longer, I’m not missing him wearing L pink dressing gown because he’s so manly... groan. Let’s hope halfwhit or whatever his name is will go off onto sunset with Whit and tiff and sausages

I think Jays got the money

I think Jay is involved too - my money is on him ( pun intended!)

He was the last one to speak to Ben properly - he might not have bought the ' doing for my dad' spiel and actually cottoned on Ben would be in big trouble for going off like that and decided to try and make him see sense by swapping over the cases?
I am normally wrong - it was probably Mel when Ben went to the gents on the ferry or something. I just have a feeling that this might not be over yet though.

Would mean make sense but why
Not punch garage keys or make excuse to go there and swop? We need part for hearse?

Jay's keys were taken off Ben without his consent so he could swap the coffins around - maybe Jay couldnt find the garage keys and just decided to break in instead? he used to work there, so he might have known how to do this. Its a long shot of course and doesnt make much sense, but then nothing much does about the whole heist thing to be fair. the way its going, it was probably Tiffany or Ingrid!! lol

Is that Ben gone then? Im as confused as you all are so thought I'd better join in so that you can help me decipher what the heck is going on!!

Yes, he’s gone.

Surely all you need break in was still for the padlock? But guess same
Any lock. Given how it’s round corner and dark, suprised it’s not broken into more often.

*drill not still

It's becoming like a punishment watching EE! But I still have hope. Just a tiny bit. Remembering when you could root for someone who was in a really tough place, find something/someone genuinely amusing, and, best of all, when you could release some pent up emotions when you needed a good cry, and empathise with a character.

I did get teary when Abi's baby was born (I can't help it when a baby is born. Gah!) but hardly ever give a tiny monkey's arse these days.

Jay prob has the money and maybe given to Ohio hence himmcalling Ben before he threw his phone

Ohio??? Maybe I did fall asleep.

did you mean Phil blondes? we are not sure if this is the last of Ben - maybe Ciara or Aiden will catch up with him at some stage?
Mel phoned Ciara up and said ' he is all yours'. then we saw ciara lurking around the escalator, Ben counted the jewellery money he had put in his jacket pocket and then took off.
Ciara was on the same ferry as Mel and Ben.
It was all a bit confusing, but most of this story has been a bit long winded.

But did Mel phone Ciara? I'm so confused. And yet I don't really care.

As in we assume Mel is in league with Ciara and that was who Mel rang to say that.

Probably turn out that that wasn't Ciara at the end but Phil who's actually been off (in Ohio?) having plastic surgery.

Phil with some botox would be funny - he is always frowning, so might need some!
i think we're meant to assume that Melanie did phone up Ciara, but it could be that she didnt and was speaking to another person and Ciara just happened to be lurking around as well?
As for Luke, we may not have forgotten him, but the writers have! nobody does care about him at all.

Is making me laugh that we're all "Ciara phoned Mel to come back and Mel phoned Ciara and said he's all yours" - when we don't have a clue 😂😂

Although I often think we know what's going on better than the scriptwriters.

Youare, we don’t know who phoned who! Nobody can ring Ben as that mobile is with the fishes.
Makes me wonder where Mel will live and work now when she gets back from Calais. With her phone.

I'm grinning about Tobee's idea that Ciara is actually Phil in a blonde wig (after some extensive plastic surgery in Ohio)
We've all gone mad