EASTENDERS 22 - NO SPOILERS

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So I was right. Abby is brain dead. What will happen to baby? Will they switch off machine?

Leave her in a coma for 13w and cs

or cs now and then turn off machine

Would TANYA seriously take off when both daughters in hospital

Why hasn’t lauren mentioned josh

Why havnt we seen Luke tied up

Why did fi give cafe to Kathy for £1 yet the pub for £150k

Obv the heist was for £150 so mick will do that

And if they sold for £150 what did they do with he other £100k after dog op and paying credit cards off and roof leak

Will JANE be back soon?

And bobby new head

Will wb die nye

And will kandice move to the square

Those type of rubber masks do actually smell of fish though.

Whitless, jay, Ben and jack haven’t been near that hospital .

Buster connection re fish smell - does Buster have any other kids? Coukd the shooter be Mick's half brother?

Just caught up last night. What a farce, the heist! Guessing the person shot was Mock?
Agree with whoever mentioned the bailiffs. I think that was actually irresponsible and inaccurate, unless I'm mistaken somewhere. Prison and care for the children over a debt involving a loan? Inland revenue or council tax, perhaps...

Does anyone else get the feeling that even after the big reveal, all this robbery stuff is still going to make bugger all sense?!?

Kathy’s little gathering for women to sit and slate men, oh just imagine if that was the other way round.

I think it might be Lee who shot Mick.

TheFlis12345 that’s if they bother with a big reveal, the way EE has been lately we might just get an hour long episode about bin collections tonight!

Missed a few episodes. With watching it or will I catch up here?

It seems most likely that the person who shot Mick ( if it was Mick) is the same person that sent him the night see you later text & is an army friend of Lees.
The person that was in in it with Aiden was the bloke in the front of the van, the 2 in the back are probably just hired helpers, employed to move whatever is in the van & nothing to do with Aiden or the benny hill Heist.
Remember the man in the van doesn’t know who he’s shooting at, they all have their faces covered - that also means Linda’s scream doesn’t mean anything - she doesn’t know shoes been shot either because she couldn’t see a face

No but she knows what Mick was wearing and knows he was there so pretty obvious if it's him that was shot she knows it's him!

The heist was a bit Benny Hill We only needed the music

Was 'taking the dog for an eyelash' (as I think Mock said) 'genuine' slang? Probably not!

Yes, eyelash is slang for slash ( having a wee!)

Thank you! I never know if he's making it up

That one is quite well known, some of them are quite obscure & others are pure codswallop!

Saw last night but only had time to post

It was funny and comical

Yes weird Aiden didn’t wear a mask

I imm recognised mickey from shameless

Haven’t a clue who the shooter was and how much knew him

Why would you divert the van to Right to the square

Does the saying. Don’t shit on your doorsteps mean anything lol

The slippers was funny

And max and his Aunty - never been in the pub Aunty

Poor Kim being left mid shag - that’s afterboobbsex for you 😂😂😂

Who has pearl

And phil lying to jay via max doesn’t make sense -

And yes where’s Luke

I had to do a marathon catch up after visiting various family until 29th! Finally finished this morning.

The heist is just ridiculous and apart from nice but dim Keanu and RB (my current EE crush) I hope that all get shot/written out. Including Linda. Shirl can stay though.

Thougt Max/Stacey/Martin acted their socks off and were all superb in their story, even if I didn’t enjoy it.

Karen is definitly a grower - not sure about Bernie’s personality transplant - her family could become a good one.

Loving the return of Tanye, Cora and Mas. Would like them all to stay around but suspect they won’t.

I’m hoping this Christmas season will be like the Emmerdale plane crash with the opputunity to do a decent cull of cast and crap storylines ready for a fresh new 2018.

Afterboobsex?!!

This bugs me for personal reasons (it really doesn’t matter otherwise!) but it’s Aidan not Aiden. It grates every time I see it 😂

See, if it was my heist, I'd have arranged for the Arches to be empty of all vehicles and made the driver go straight in, locked the doors behind them. That's the only way it could have been done without random old age pensioners, wives and muvvas interfering. But it weren't my heist. My heist would work.

Kaff's tea party reminded me of Gone with the wind when all the ladies sit about doing their embroidery whilst the menfolk go and sort out whoever attacked Scarlett. I was waiting for Sharon to whisper 'just keep eating the fig rolls and look normal'.

I am sticking to my stated position - two weeks and I'm out.

Apologies if been said already (and for Sean O'Connor style PSA ) but just noticed it's on at 7PM tonight for 1 hour instead of usual 7.30

Soup actually spelling names right does matter! My ds has a common name but spelt with alternative spelling (think Matthew but spelt Mathew) and it drives me nuts that no matter how many people see me write it they still spell it wrong!

I have been trying to work out if it's Aidan or Aiden!

In the context of gossiping about EE it doesn’t really matter. It’s just this particular name that is like squeaky chalk on a blackboard to me :) I did google first to see how they were spelling it!

Well I just caught up.
That's an hour of my life I won't get back.
I wasn't expecting 'Line of Duty' but dearie me, that was woeful.

I keep thinking that I'm missing episodes, it's very disjointed. The low key reaction to Abi and Lauren is very odd and off key.
Weird.

I also assumed the point of using the Arches was to drive in and shut the doors behind them.

Not to dick around screaming and shouting and drawing attention to themselves on the road outside.