EASTENDERS 22 - NO SPOILERS

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So I was right. Abby is brain dead. What will happen to baby? Will they switch off machine?

Leave her in a coma for 13w and cs

or cs now and then turn off machine

Would TANYA seriously take off when both daughters in hospital

Why hasn’t lauren mentioned josh

Why havnt we seen Luke tied up

Why did fi give cafe to Kathy for £1 yet the pub for £150k

Obv the heist was for £150 so mick will do that

And if they sold for £150 what did they do with he other £100k after dog op and paying credit cards off and roof leak

Will JANE be back soon?

And bobby new head

Will wb die nye

And will kandice move to the square

Could him having something against Mock be due to Buster maybe being in prison with him?

Don't think Aiden wore a disguise as he said "my man in in the passenger seat" so he does know him. He didn't actually do any of the dirty work anyway did he?

I think he had Billy doing the job Billy was hired to do.
He's been playing Mock from the start. He talked him into it and also played him to make him beg him back it.

Aiden originally went into see Billy and was talking to him about coffins and his gift if the gab so I think he had him involved in that roll from the start.

The Aiden storyline is really interesting. I still am not a fan of Billy Mitchell though!

Much preferred Keanu as Tiger Dyke in Benidorm as well 😂

Wasn't vincent a grass? So maybe it IS some kind of revengey thing against him?
And Bad Men are in the back of the van?
And the payoff is that Aiden gets paid for facilitating it all? Hmm...

Maybe the original masks were to enable the baddies to identify which person to shoot?

Kathy running a womans refuge cafe away from men..where can i sign up? Love a cup of tea.
Why is Kim still pretending to be pregnant?
How does Linda manage to look so glamerous in five minutes?
Why did Mick put those slippers on to go down to a damp cellar? Trying to make humour out of this heist was eye rolling.
Anyone clock Tina's face when Honey was being smug about Billy being the model dh?
The road block was in a residental area in daylight with loads of witnesses. Duh
So glad jay didnt take the deeds from Max. Although he is he silly to pass up all that money.
Yes, Mr P was Dots old boss at the launderette. I dont think we've ever seen him on screen. He must be getting on a bit?
Where is luke?

It was ridiculous....Phil Mitchell stood outside the Arches in broad daylight with a balaclava shouting.....like the neighbours wouldn't recognise him! Bonkers plot

The job was so bad.

Super Sonya had a very wise expression on her face when they were talking about the Brannings.

I think Sonia was trying toook sad ( or perhaps she’s constipated) the Brannings are her cousins

I think Mr P is now Mr P's son. I think Dot mentioned it when the laundrette was being “turned into a dry cleaners”

Why would you do something like that on your own doorstep? 'Oh 4 men burst out of the Arches? Let's talk to Phil Mitchell.'

Batshit.

Yep I'd happily go to Kathy's moan about men Kaff not swayed by all the free cake either!

In fact - watching those 4 dickheads on the heist they may be needing her services sooner than planned 😂

That was so ridiculous I wouldn't be surprised if Luke does a Houdini and leaps out of the trunk like a showgirl emerging from a surprise birthday cake. He's still a loose end and it makes as much sense as anything in this non-sense that Aidan is in with the Wilmot Browns. His heavies abducted Luke as a 'favour' to Phil in the first place.

Sonia's wise expression? I think it was when everyone else was talking as if Abi was going to get better, but Sonia, the expert on all things medical, knew she wouldn't but didn't like to be a party-pooper.

Oh yes Nancy, I forgot about the family connection.

Mas' auntie is a bit foul mouthed!

So far she's said bullshit and fucker. She'd for right in on MN

*fit

I wondered what she'd said when he told her off! How funny

I'd like to give a massive thank you to the poster who described Max's head as reminding her of a piggy bank. I was shrieking with laughter! (And DH came in asking 'Eastenders thread?')

The bonkers heist aside, Carmel getting Martin to punch Max was pants.
Fair enough, he used and humiliated her – but why did she feel now is a good time, weeks after the event, when Fi dropped him, when is daughters are in hospital and after he tried to take his own life?
Just because Kathy's 'sisters are doing it for themselves' toast?

And why Martin? They're not exactly best mates, after her stunt reporting Stacey to social services. And presumably Carmel doesn't know about Stacey and Kush already punched Max anyway. Eh???

Fairfax I managed to look up Auntie's 'bullshit' but not the other one. Is it Urdu?

My knowledge of Urdu is very limited but AFAIK Bakwaas is bullshit and Kamina is fucker. (Amazing what you pick up from your grandfathers Merchant Navy stories - I cal also say "there are ghosts" in a dialect of Hindi (they had stowaways in the coal bunker once and the Hindi stokers got a fright when they discovered them))

Just a thought, the Walford Four refused to wear the masks because they smelt like fish. Is it a hint that Buster, who used to sell fish, is somehow involved? Or maybe I'm just overthinking it!

And apparently "ludder" is a slang Scandinavian term (can't remember which language) for prostitute / whore.
Something DGF discovered while a ship was undergoing repair in Japan (a quirk of Japanese people speaking English is obviously the Rs being pronounced like Ls)

Why would you do something like that on your own doorstep? 'Oh 4 men burst out of the Arches? Let's talk to Phil Mitchell.'

Exactly. It was so badly done, but that was the most ridiculous part. Half the neighbourhood could look on...

Carmel getting Martin to punch Max was pants.

That was so stupid. And she just stood ther, then said oh you don't even fight back, or something. I would write a better script than last night's one, and I'm no scriptwriter.

...there...

Oh - like the thinking about the fish and Buster!