Semi-Finals are approaching... SCD Thread 9!

[Gooseysgirl]

As you were...

Brilliant Sassy can't wait 😄

YAAAAYYYYY!

Is there a prize?

Prize is a massive hangover.

Well Little FK and CO are spoken for but the funniest drunk post could win FluffyHamster for the holidays (once they are sobered up of course and on the strict understanding they bring it to the Dancing On Ice thread - Fuzzy can be ref!).

CP...stupid autocorrect!

Poor albatross....

make your own bingo card —I may have made us some—

I love albatrosses now.

Can we amalgamate the Tess saying “awwww” and her other one together to just generalising patronising the contestants

And then add in any time the band murder a song?!

Whizzo Doc..thank you

What the HELL is stuck in that poor whale's mouth?

Wow. This is so sad

if you do one thing in your time on this Earth, PLEASE reduce your use of plastic!!!

We could just have Tess touching a contestant

Exactly demented I've already signed a petition about plastic bottles on Cornwall's beaches and my NY resolution will be to use as little as I can.
Poor poor sea creatures.

Have you added Claudia saying "adorable"?

What had Claudia come as? That dress was not good!

Drinking game. I'll suggest:-

Giving/gave it your all
Bringing/brought it tonight darling
Bruno falling off his chair
Shirley being touched by a dance (being walloped by Bruno's arms does not count here)

We could just have Tess touching a contestant we'll all be smashed before the show dances.

Spotting Pork Pie Hat Man Trevor

We do this too. He's known as Jabba the Hat in this house!

Joe saying he didn't know his left foot from his right before meeting Katya!! What utter rubbish, you can't play caracatus potts in chitty chitty bang bang if you can't dance! I actually think it's a lie and quite deceitful.

Ha ha to Jabba the Hat! Love it!

I’m not quite sure how old Debbie is & im certain you wiser than me Mumsnet Tera will know? I think it’s 59 but I could be wrong

SO relieved (over-invested much?) that Mollie went out. I actually thought the DO was close so am glad that the judges may have been sensing the vibes that we all thought her time was done.
Joe to win

Mollie looks well for 59

Neil Jones was on the radio the other day pushing the story that Joe's never danced before as well, which just isn't true. Chitty Chitty and How To Succeed in Business both have quite complex dance numbers. Sure he doesn't have extensive training, but he's no less experienced than Alexandra, just a bit less good. He's lovely, Katya's lovely, but that tactic puts me off him a fair bit when you see how much mud gets flung at Debbie and Alexandra in the press and online. It's not really true that he was rubbish to start either- in week 1 he got a point less than Debbie and 5 points more than Alexandra.

I think I'm Team Whoever Does The Best Showdance this year, I like them all. Debbie made me a bit emotional in the Clauditorium earlier.

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