Semi-Finals are approaching... SCD Thread 9!

[Gooseysgirl]

As you were...

pretty

I love the song too goosey but isn't it about drugs?

Much better than her samba. Should be a 34/35.

That didn't wow me at all

That was a lovely waltz. Singing of that beautiful song was good too. That's a nice way to go out, if she does.

That was dull. And I don't think either of them have ever had chemistry with anyone ever

He's in proper tails

She looks a bit upset. Did she go wrong?

Thought that was lovely.

Shafted Mollie putting her after Alexandra. An attempt to ensure Alexandra stays out of the bottom two this week?

She looks as if she knows her time is up.

Ah, she's lost all her confidence. That makes me sad. You don't need to say sorry, Mollie.

Oh she's crying

aww, she has done so well. I don't think this comes naturally to her but she has bloody stuck at it

Sorry I'm late . What I miss?

can somebody slap Tess with a wet haddock please

Tess is a patronising twat. "ooh an ikkle tear darling..." Puke.

They really are bigging up this showmance. I'm finding it intensely irritating. Why have they x factorized Strictly when everyone has learnt to see through the fakeness of the XF? I can't see any chemistry at all more than any other dance partnership. And even if they are spending most of their 12 hour training schedule riding shagging away like two little blonde bunny rabbits, its nothing to do with the competiton.

Oh Mollie! She's crying bless her xx

Good scores!

Has someone actually told Tess that Mollie is 30 not 16?

Evening schaden You missed Debbeh saying she is 59.

What was Tess thinking? That dress is hideous.

Gemma should do a good tango.

I thought her ballroom frame was better than Alexandra's tbh.

And you missed CutePuffin. Here he is again.