MIC s14

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So the usual cheating and lies and couples getting back together and splitting up

Same storylines repeated

Yet I seem to keep watching it 😂😂😂

Who saw last night the new series

How did Mel who Alex liked have such perfect hair after a kettlebell workout?! Also Tiff looks so much happier I'm glad she's not with Sam any more. Why did Jamie call Frankie do you think they'll get back together?

You called danTDM ?

Thank you for the new thread blondes

I'm not sure why I kept watching it either but I did

Anyhoo. Today I might channel Friends...

The one where Jamie where Jamie wore the suit (that shouldn't be near women, men, small children or naked flames)

The one where Liv said one thing but meant another (fuck me Julius, your relationship is boring rather than just fuck me Julius)

The one where wee Joe Bugner got lucky (and then slut-shamed Mimi for being luckier)

The one where Toff shit stirred to Tiff (again)

The one where Tiff opened a restaurant (to save the environment apparently - do Tiff's air miles come from planes that run on cow trumps?)

The one where Sticky Vicky got stuck (with a needle full of vitamins/embalming fluid)

The one where Charlie came (or will at some point given the women who will be scrapping over him - hookups a-go-go)

The one where TT lost her thruppenybit-face (but kept her hand on her tuppence for once) already shagged Biscuits so it wouldn't count anyway

The one where Julius told a girl it was just nothing (#memorable shag #waytomakeagirlfeelspecial and wait for it... #wewereonabreak!!!!!)

The one where Frankie got a hairy friend (not Harry the cad)

The one where there was a blog (there was no judging - not everybody can manage to be vegan. It would seem something has affected Tiff's reading for starters. Read what is there dearie and don't make it suit your vagenda - and yes, tis the agenda of a cahnt to be so mean to Mimi)

The one where Emily was called a square. (I call Ella for that too - except Ella is that square she is a chuffing cube)

The one where they need another dinner party (because this episode was dull)

You're going frankie and Jamie Wilson get back together

just as tiff will get back with sam

I didnt recognise Louise for a full minute when she was drinking with Jamie.

Charlie wasn’t as hot as Mimi claimed. 😂

I do know I am now officially an older woman as this constant blathering on about be vegan/plant-based diet is making me a bit "well, I was doing it 25 years ago. It's not new".

I didn't look as lovely though and fell back to the dark side (cheese).

TT posted a pic on Instagram and I really didn't recognize her. Same last night with Biscuits while they shared their Lovely Wine.

Toff was mean spilling the beans to Tiff. At least she stuck up for Mimi when Tiff brought Harry over to wade in. It's not all about you dearie.

Liv is very jealous of Ella. Her friendship breakup with Julius is 100% her own fault.

Biscuits looked horrendous. Alex's shirt open to waist was ridiculous, but poor old Jamie looked utterly shite in comparison.

All this on and off again is to stay with the show.

Louise has had lip fillers and botox hasn't she? Could barely move her face.

I was so relieved the Jamie/Frankie shit was over and then the trailer for next week seemed to show they were shagging again.

I want to know where the vegan restaurant is to go there!

Ah sleeping - you may also have the joy of Stiff reuniting to yawn over soon.

polar I don't think it is open - looks to be just planning stage.

Wheeze looks to have had injectables for breakfast, lunch and tea and elevenses, brunch, afternoon tea, supper and also instead of a post booze kebab

Wanted to squeal at the telly 'who is she, who IS she' in true Nikki Grahame style. Wheeze is unrecognisable. She looks like a bratz doll.

Love cheese being described as the dark side

I wish Lucy would come back to give Jamie a talking to over Frankie.

Are Louise and her personal trainer over? I did worry she’d melt if she got near a candle.

Liv ought to be far too cool for all this boring bitching with Jules. She needs a cool boyfriend (or girlfriend).

I thought I caught a glimpse of Thrupenny at the bar with Biscuits in next week's teaser.

According to Senor Google though all may not be well with their relationship not another on again off again for screentime?

Yawn. I'm likewise back watching it on catch-up but still getting annoyed by 99.9% of them. Might not make it to the end of the episode.
However I did watch that Celebrity Hunted last night and it just made me unashamedly pine for Spenny and what a fab character he is

I watched that too and am nostalgic for the Spenny days...

Victoria 'hates feminists'.
Figures.

Why exactly is Liv being such a ridiculous case?! I dont think she fancies julius but I think she likes people to fancy her, so has lost her shit now, but oh god, it's cringy!!!

Since when are scotch eggs sexy????

Why us Ella to blame for Liv and Julius been on bad terms?

God I bloody love boule

Miss spenny too

Argh.
I can't do this any more.
They are all such idiots.

Send a feminist in. Educate those young women to stop fighting over those vacuous little boys.

I don't like Ella - Miss Goody Two Shoes. It's funny isn't it though, how often new couples bond over turning on and hating his exes or female friends? This is something I have often seen in RL too.

Since when did Harry become Tiff's confidant and bodyguard?

I don't care about Jamie and Frankie, I could barely be bothered to even type that.

Tiff and Mimi are equally unlikeable.

Still love Alex M. He's the worlds world boyfriend and anyone would be mad to get involved with him but I can't help but love him.

No Ollie 😥

Louise and Thrupennybit face - don't care about them either.

Jesus.

How sleazy is Chas? All that riding malarkey. The only sleazier thing that he could have said was something that included the word moist ...

He'll not be looking at the fireplace while he's poking the fire if he chooses Tiff.

And don't forget folks - she's opening a restaurant with her sister pluggymcplugface ...

.. where they probably won't be serving scotch eggs.

I don't think scotch eggs are sexy or romantic either. However if you were going to ask me to chow down on a scotch egg or Julius then the answer would emphatically be the egg.

The Shannon stuff was excruciating. Why would people do things like that? Interestingly Ella is showing a bit of an edge nowadays although given that she is a bastard square that is not a surprise

I didn't quite get Boule trying to be a guru. Biscuits should've sought out the mighty Shaman that is Naboo mighty hawk

Bollo could have given Thruppenny relationship advice.

TT is a bitch? No shit. Like Tiff didn't already know? They flock together in Chelsea - they smell each other out. They don't even need a scotch eggy waft about them to find each other.

And she would do a better job in the date my rival's date game? Practice makes perfect I suppose...

I'm away to play with my hair a bit because that is all the girls did this episode.

The hair flicking was anazing. Much as she’s a bitch I’d still like Tiff to win the manchild over Mimi and then dump him.
I find Mimi the most annoying right now and as Alex is the only non annoying one it was a difficult pick.
Everyone at war does not make a fun show.