The X Factor 8pm, ITV1.

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Can't wait I've got as we all know it's unbearable without it
Look forward to seeing you all later

2nd of December is very early for the final. They aren''t even trying to get the Christmas number one anymore, are they?

Simon has gone to shit! Where the helll is Mr" Tell it like it is"?? He's become a woose!

Simon has gone to shit! Where the helll is Mr" Tell it like it is"?? He's become a woose!

Was this supposed to be tonight's highlight? The tortoise boy should have been the highlight.

Is that the end already?

I shall be on my holidays next weekend so I'll see you all the weekend after.

I'd be surprised if Nicole was able to wink with the amount of work she's had done

Maybe it was the emotion affecting his accent? Think I quite liked him but not sure I can be bothered with the no doubt never ending back story.

Well, see you all next week!

The back tory is that he once stole Lawrence Dallaglio's credit card. Think they might keep that quiet...

story not tory !

Happy holidays Fairy.

£74 to see Little Mix at O2 !

Yes, I liked the old Simon, in the days when a yes from him meant something.

OMG Piggy that's so random, I was thinking heart break and rehab. A bit like when I found out that Gino De Campo had once burgled a celeb's house (can't remember who now).

He tried to spend £43 on it and got rumbled !

piggy who?????

The last chap scary has a conviction for fraud . Of a very low level type.

I'm all caught up.. not impressed!
The bloke that did his own song about being a joke

The family band.. awful rendition of running, it was all over the place

Tortoise boy, Nothing special.

The woman at the beginning had the most hilarious name

Will be here next Saturday