The X Factor 8pm, ITV1.

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Can't wait I've got as we all know it's unbearable without it
Look forward to seeing you all later

RIP Brucie - I did luff him too

Fairy

we had a tortoise called Stanley when we were children. I was never a fan, really. I found him a bit creepy.

I agree, Raah Everyone should bring a pet to sing to! (Not admitting that I sing to my tortoise and he loves it...)

Bringing pets to sing? Isn't that BGT?

My dog doesn't appreciate singing.
But he does let me bore him with my problems.

No Raah ! How can you say that about Stanley?? Mine is called Diggle and is cool as anything!

Stanley the Creepy Tortoise - that might be the title of my next children's book.

PUGSY!!!!!!

SLAVKO!!!!!!

Playpus he was my sister's really, and he used to creep sprint around the garden, and try to climb the fence. And then topple over. I hated touching him. .

JBK?

Is there a rubbish reason, like JLS?

James Bay on the end there

They need some pan pipes

I always fancied pugsy

nice it would be nice to have him immortalised in print. He caught a cold, we had to take him to the vet. he sounded like a duck, sneezing. Really.

(I know pan pipes aren't from the Philippines)

My tortoise was called Timmy. He drowned when the Basset hound nudged him into the pond.

Poor Australians can't afford decent clothes either

The X Factor does a Geography lesson tonight.

All these international acts, don't they need work visas to audition and then perform?

Nah dillite (I was spin, I've just NCed!) my DH managed Kevin when he was still in Paris. In fact it was my DH told him to try his luck in London.

Stanley - a life well lived. I know what you mean about the touching thing. But then I can't talk, I have a bearded dragon lizard who I love ridiculously !

Are they playing this because she vaguely looks like Gabrielle?

I wonder how her island is now 😢

Aww, we once had a vomiting tortoise in our vets. It was hard not to laugh, but he was 80 years old! My Diggle is just 2, I will have to leave him to the kids in my will!