EASTENDERS 18 - NO SPOILERS!!!!

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WOW, WHAT AN EXCITING EPISODE LAST NIGHT

SO

will jane die or be rescued

will sausage be ok

will linda tell mick

will we find out the mr big plot/fi etc

im assuming bernie loses her baby :(

who is in the crashed ambulance

what will happen to ted/wife/gun/shooting

mr price and bexs or sonja

Yep, the beales and brannings are intertwined . I real life you would go 'no contact' ! Lol.

Agree with the lining up with brooms nonsense - I was waiting for Step in time from Mary Poppins, in fact that's what all this fake 'british' nonsense reminds me of, an American impression of London 'back in the day'. Things can only get better - right?

The broom line up was crying out for a musical number, Denise singing hands on hips, Kush twirling with a mop, Bex strumming the guitar and Sonia could have got her trumpet out.
They really missed a trick there.

I might have missed something, but why does everyone know that Steven has died apart from Ian?

Does Ian not know Stevens dead?! I thought he did and that's why he was making a sad face.

You're right Summer Ian must know about Stephen due to the very sad face.

I'm expecting him to be pissed off that free tea was being handed out willy nilly from his caff. No one's broken that news to him yet. It may send him over the edge.

iknowimcoming, yes! I was expecting Dick Van Dyke to appear at any second to help Dot rally the troops and maybe summon Meery Pahpins and her magic bag.

Ian could be Mr banks, Jane Mrs banks and Ricky n amy the banks kids. Mick could be Burt, Sonia Mary Poppins and dot the uncle character that ends up on the ceiling. ' clean up walford, step in line, clean up the explosion, step in line' , followed by rendition of ' supersonia calafriticous explealdoucous' ( you know which song I mean..)

Ian hasn't done a proper ugly cry yet so maybe he doesn't know about Steven.

Sharon pisses me off to the same level as Sonia nowadays. When Ian ran off he obviously wanted to be alone, but she just had to butt in!

Sharon caught up with Ian despite the 6"heels, spray on trousers and really big hair and handbag so he wasn't running too fast.

I love your musical vision 80's. That may still happen, it's all gone very cheesy on the square.
Did anyone else notice some of the extras during the Big Clean Up? They were awful, gently brushing the arm of a bench, someone sweeping up a leaf with a broom..

Ian is to crying acting what Phil is to drunk acting. They're the masters.

Sharon is always in the same suit and heels, its bloody irritating me. she says in her three year old jeans

the clean up was a joke. you just wouldnt, especially as the gas board havent done anything ( as someone pointed out up thread!) you could cause a lot of damage with a broom in the wrong hands you know.

Ian should be used to crying by now, he has had years of practice!

Nothing fazes Sharon's locks - all the trauma she goes through almost weekly and she is always well groomed. how does she do it?

Where is Denny, the devil child, whilst his mum's partner is falling into soft rubbish bags?

Denny was probably the cause of the explosion

Shame he didnt hurt himself lois.. cant have that...
Someone ( maybe the nanny) should open a creche for all these poor children that get abandoned on the square. run a child minding / school run service.
she would clean up and be a millionaire by next year.

Ian hasn't done a proper ugly cry yet so maybe he doesn't know about Steven

No I'm sure he had a little chin wobble yesterday outside the hospital. Nothing like the Lucy one, but still!

Actually that was for Jane, not for Steven 🤔. Maybe he doesn't know? Or maybe he does know and doesn't give a shit because he wasn't his anyway 🤔

Does he know about Steven? not sure - maybe Dot will tell him and sing him a naice song to ease his pain. Until he finds out that he was pretending to have a dog tumour and Abi is pregnant by him and will have her own little pup next year.

I think the script 'writers' forgot Stephen is Ian's son

Did Ian adopt him then? i cant remember much about all that with Cindy and Wicksy - i assume he brought him up as his own, but i dont remember steven on the square - maybe cindy and him both went out of it and steven ended up in NZ with his real dad ( until he came back as a teenager and shot Jane) i think thats right, but its hazy/

Steven tried to kill Paaaatttt back in the day as well as Jane. Everyone seems very forgiving of him.

I dont remember him with Pat either, maybe i didnt watch it as much then, kids were little and i didnt have time to see them all.
yes, they are forgiving, most people would want him put away after all that.
still, he has gone to theatre land and ( probably ) will do strictly next year or some other reality show! or we will never see him on tv again.

So Jane is Stephen's third attempted murder?

What was everyone thinking with the bottle of vodka?
We're just going to leave this full bottle of tempting vodka in the kitchen here Lauren, after Donna has waved it under your nose. You're a recovering alcoholic and your world has just fallen apart but I'm sure this vodka left here on the side will be fine and you won't neck it when we all go home.

I've finally caught up with Friday's and Monday's episodes. After the rest of last week's onslaught I had to have a bit of a break.

All I can really ask is, 'what in the name of fuck was that utter, embarrassing shite that's robbed me of 2 and a half hours of my life?'

To watch Monday's episode and have Dot suddenly wake from her 'coma,' catch up on everything in 10 seconds and rally everyone together was just like the final piss take. I've been thinking that a lot though recently, and then something else more ludicrous happens. I expect I think it tonight too.