Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Aww do you remember when he was living on his own in the apartment because his family were in the States we should have kept him company.

'imprudent' is a great word. Not used enough.

I remember ellenora he was practising his dishes over Skype with them it was so sweet!!

Now I have visions of the lot of us sitting grinning silently and creepily at Jimmy in his living-room. And scaring the crap out of him.

"Its all about practice" you don't say!!

This chef is a twat

It was choccy, I hope we see him again.

He would have loved us Halsall

I hope he's playing grumpy for the camera because if he's like that usually he must get through a lot of staff.

Quenelles rool!

I think Kate is going to be the best.

"HURRY UP BRIAN COME ON HURRY UP. HURRY UP"
Fuck off!

Lamb with yam?

I tired to quenelle something once fourqs, I gave up and squashed it together.

Has Patti tinned fish

Lamb with yam sounds like something from Dr Seuss.

Pattie is going to fly off with those eyelashes...tinned tuna on master chef. Yum.

HateSummer I wouldn't have blamed him if he did say it.

Patti does not give two fucks

tinned tuna mixed with some shop bought mayo!

It's all about the fee squoosh

iklboo yes!

I do not like your lamb with yam, I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?

Etc

You cynic ellena

I hope Patti goes out purely for the lack of effort .

Pity. It would be worth seeing Patti have an eyelash-off with the Lovely Debbie McGee.

I would not eat it in a pram
I would not eat it with some spam
I do not like it Sam-I-Am

Good on you Brian whoever you are

I'm not sure I could put up with her humming and bloody Lesley shrieking in the same building .

Brian played the gay hairdresser in the Inspector Morse where the opera singer got shot .