Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

This is a bit of a car crash .

Kate was the best out of the lot of them in that challenge.

If Marcus was there he'd be giving them his MOST (sexiest) withering look of scorn.

Wasn't St Lawrence toasted on a gridiron and asked his tormentors to turn him over halfway through because he was done? Not sure that's the saint I'd be invoking just before the professional kitchen challenge tbh.

Oh I think it's going to be comedy gold tonight.
My dd has had a cunning plan. We go on goggle box as a family then I will be a faux sleb and I "could do better than them idiots" cheers pet.

Good saint knowledge Halsall. St Lawrence sounded like quite the wit. Or at least his biographer was

Give it a go OhWhat

Halsall is that true

@squoosh yeah, good story but somehow I sort of doubt it . Then of course they make him the patron saint of cooking....makes perfect sense

Why would you agree to let 3 "celebrities" loose in your restaurant when you have only been open for a week?!

Haven't a clue choccyfiend, they must have a death wish, I wouldn't let them near it, but maybe they think it's good advertising

It's going to be a pig's ear. This lot are pretty useless.

What a waste of scallops - over here Mr I'll have 'em.

Abdullah is like his character in Mr Khan 😂

Publicity Choccy.
At least it's pigeon and not full of pesticide, and various poisons grouse.

Why is Patti allowed to have all that nail varnish on I thought it was against the rules in a kitchen .

Its not going great so far

Good point floralnomad, I'm not sure to be honest

This lot aren't fit to follow in the footsteps of this man.

Awww wipes a tear from the corner of her eye

Indeed they are not squoosh, he was the best ever contestant

Little Jimmy - be still my beating heart 💓💓💓💓

God this chef is an arsehole with his quenelles and making them hurry

Yes he was ellen, bless his wholesome little Mormon heart.

I've never heard of a single one of these slebs. Why don't the producers mix-up the slebs a bit so that each week there's a mixture of 'proper' slebs and nobodies?! Seems imprudent to clump all the well-known ones together and all the ransoms together. Tsk!

They are so bad I'm going to do the dishes.