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Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

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ellenanora5 · 16/08/2017 17:55

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times Smile

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Spookle · 01/09/2017 21:58
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HateSummer · 01/09/2017 21:59

Happy for ulrika, but omg that Lesley is annoying. Barney was so much better Hmm

ellenanora5 · 01/09/2017 21:59

Ulrika looks like the mother of sorrows in the line up, Oscar winning I tell you.

Bet she wins the whole thing.

They should have put Barney through as well as Lesley

Catch you all next week everyone Grin

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woodhill · 01/09/2017 22:00

I'm not sure of Ulrika going through. The other challenges of the episode don't seem to be taken into account.

Spookle · 01/09/2017 22:05

I was hoping for Barney and Ulrika but seeing her abandoned puppy face I don't want to see her go through it.

I hope she's feeling stronger in the next round.

Quick fire mute button next time around then Hmm

Cary2012 · 01/09/2017 22:25

Barney did so well at the cricket ground and at that point I really thought he could win the thing.
Lesley is a pain.
Nick's reaction to Lesley going through instead of him was priceless.
I don't think I recognise any of next weeks lot from the trailer.

If Ulrika meets Vic in the semis will he call her 'Ulrikakakaaa?' Right now she looks a very fragile little dove from above indeed. I feel sorry for her.

woodhill · 01/09/2017 22:28

I think Vic/Jim didn't go through but I said the same earlier in the threadSmile

Just need Matt Lucas running around in his baby gro

At least Nick and Barney did try to something more ambitious.

wowfudge · 01/09/2017 23:05

Hasn't Ulrika been on Hell's Kitchen in the past, or am I wrong?

Crispbutty · 01/09/2017 23:58

I hate to say it but Lesley did deserve to go through 😤

Rhubarbginisnotasin · 02/09/2017 00:55

Apart from her face just what has happened to Ulrika? She's like a rabbit caught in the headlights and her spark has well and truly gone.

Its very sad to think of how she used to be and how she comes across now.

JaneJeffer · 02/09/2017 01:16

Disappointed Barney didn't go through.

I see the annoying vicar from Gogglebox is on next week.

Rhubarbginisnotasin · 02/09/2017 01:28

And why the hell all of the gurning and rank amateur dramatics?

No wonder they're all using the show to remind people they exist.

viques · 02/09/2017 01:51

halsall I think it is annals. But actually anals works better.

mydogisthebest · 02/09/2017 08:50

I didn't think Ulrika deserved to go through when the lamb she supposedly cooked before was raw.

My husband said "I bet she'll win". Well if she does my foot will be going through the tv screen.

Halsall · 02/09/2017 10:49

Having done some discreet googling, I see that Ulrika has had what sounds like a very tough time indeed with a degenerative back condition that has left her in significant pain for some years. And I don't think the tabloids have been especially kind quelled surprise

So I can see now why she seems fragile. She has talked openly about this so I don't think I'm splurging any secrets.

Halsall · 02/09/2017 10:50

Bloody autocorrect, I can write your actual French thanks very much
quelle surprise

QuiQuaiQuod · 02/09/2017 14:24

Sad Barney!

I know his dessert let him down but what about all the other stuff he did before?

Nick was a bit too up himself. love his sudden laughs though.

bloody hell, lesley. Jon and Gregg are totally in love with her arent they?

her food was good though (although i wonder how much of her untied hair was in it- ewwww).

Barny out? he did better than Ulrika. Im sorry but half a peach and a bit of cream and thats a winner?

might give next week a miss (said that last week!) as i only recognise the annoying vicar woman.

missed ist haf hour last coswe started watching the celeb motor home thing on CH 5. now That was good, thought it would be a bit boring but I love Melvyn Hayes and Nick Heyward.

DameDoom · 02/09/2017 17:41

Can I join you all? I really liked Asma but I think the producers had to let Ulrika through - don't think she could have coped with the knockback. Mind you, her fish stew looked fab last night so with hindsight and all that.
I remember watching a documentary about her childhood in Sweden - was so sad. I hope she goes far.
Lesley is a trendier, more talented version of Jane McDonald - both are irredeemably naff - but Lesley is slightly less 1970's Northern club circuit than Jane.
WTF happened to Nick Moran? Glad he's gone - what an earnest, puffed-up prat he is. I suspect anger issues.

HelenaHannDeCarte · 02/09/2017 19:44

Lesley's only getting through because she's shattering the other contestants' nerves to pieces with her constant shrieking! It's a wonder that more plates haven't been dropped. That bit from 43 minutes or so where she was warbling 'You' ll never walk alone' into Moran's face has to be one of the funniest clips I've ever seen from anything - one by one the chefs storming out when they saw her, followed by Nick.

Reminds me of when Hyacinth Bucket used to 'sing at' Emmet and the vicar!

Davros · 02/09/2017 21:36

Unfortunately Lesley's "enthusiasm" does make her seem like a better version of Jane McDonald but she is actually a genuine, highly acclaimed opera singer, not the kids entertainer she behaves like

Floralnomad · 02/09/2017 21:54

davros did you hear her rendition of the National Anthem when Bradley Wiggins won the Tour in 2012 , she can't sing, I think if pushed I'd rather listen to Jane Mcdonald

PandorasXbox · 03/09/2017 12:15

Anyone know where Ulrika's parka is from?

AgentProvocateur · 03/09/2017 22:45

Right, I've caught up now after a marathon three hour binge.

Good to see Ulrika back on TV. I thought she looked good for being 49 with four kids, but so lacking in confidence and she seemed really sad. She was given a very underserved hard time in the past by the press, IIRC. I hope she goes on to win it.

SwishSwishBish · 04/09/2017 19:15

pandora I'll ask her.
I've already asked her where her shirt was from that she wore on This Morning for someone on another thread. She's going to get suspicious that I want to dress the same as her Grin

PandorasXbox · 04/09/2017 19:24

Oh sorry Swish I hadn't seen that you know her! That'd be cool if you could - thank you!