Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Knew shed fucking sing. Show off.

I quite like Chef Judy, despite how peppy she is.

four, you just read my mind!

Lesley is fucking irritating.

Everyone knows a ciddy boy. It's just a pity that the chef of ciddy-boy-canteen described his (presumably mixed-sex) patrons as such. So cheesy and sexist and out-moded!

Is Lesley going to a hoedown?

Eureka looks seriously unhappy here, doesn't she?

Door on ulrika's face 😂😂😂

Nick slamming the door in Eureka's face there - nice

Woah Nick! Watch Eureka's new nose there!

KILL LESLEY. KILL HER.

Mmmm. Aasmah's menu is my dream menu. Love her even more now.

or at least lock her in a cupboard.

God Lesley is like a female Russell Grant on speed.

squoosh Hear hear. Kill her. Kill Timmy Mallett NOW.

Ulrika's face isn't as bad as I thought it would be but her nose is very short

Even better Runcible Timmy Mallet - yes!

Cardamom truck came in today.

WTF is that thing, Nick Moran? It looks as though a beef Wellington has spawned some monstrous mutant excrescence. Eurgh.

I thought Nick Moran was a grown up Thomas Brodie Sangster. I think its the eyebrows.

I feel sorry for Ulrika. She doesn't seem as though she's in a happy place in her life.

Nick chewing with his mouth open.

My dh tried to make that liver thing once, god it was grim.
It's all a step up from last week. Apart from eureka s raw lamb.

'spawned some monstrous mutant excrescence'

Poetry m'dear.

That beef stew was a starter?!