Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

I think id have the Korean over the ciddy boy fodder.

Lesley is the love-child of Sue Pollard and Hayley Cropper.

OhWhatFuckery Me too. I'd take Eureka's Korean flaccid flop over the ciddy boy nosh any day!

Judy's a bit perky. Wonder if she will still be come the end of service. Did she just say "flaccid flop"?! Does she know the greengrocer well?

They liked Barney's muffin, Grouchy. It has been remarked that Gregg passed no comment on the controversial pairing of chocolate and ginger in the sauce

Especially that black slop. Only liquorice can be black food.

I missed it Grouchy so don't know

I'm loving all these celebs looking into the camera doing a "wtf" face! I'd love to see the normal contestants try that on normal MC 😆

I've just turned on. Why are they serving food in dog bowls?

RuncibleSp00n can just imagine her begging to be a yellow coat.

Oh kazza! I'm desperately trying not to picture his flaccid flop now.

Thanks, Halsall. Gregg's a twat.

What does "ciddy boy" mean?

Is Chef Judy calling her Eureka too?

Judy is calling her Eureka too.
Is that too rare, it's fucking mooing!

Yet again I'm aghast at the wastage of expensive ingredients as the slebs faff around trying to get it right....

And EUREKA again

Who is this Bernie/Barney chap?

'What does "ciddy boy" mean?'

City boy bankers boys in suits who earn ££££££.

I know they can be awful, but I've fancied one or two of them in my time...

City boy Halsall, it's what the chef called them. Not a woman to be seen in the restaurant.

And it's Bernie now 😂😂

Since 'Eureka' was last on our screens she appears to have had a nose job (much shorter than previously), huge amounts of Botox, and fillers. Whole face looks different and frozen. Sad, as I've always liked her the way she was

I think you're right about the nose which is very sad because she really was a no nonsense kind of celeb, very natural looking, and now she is anything but.

Eureka! Wtf? All that sous-viding has par-boiled their teensy brains. Idiots.

Ah, city boys. Yes I've worked with a few of them (and had a director tear one a new one after he was an arse to me).

None of this food looks appealing.

Bernie and Eureka.

Aasma seems to be in a world of her own

I like boisdales but haven't been to the Citi-boi branch. The food is lovely but I don't recognise that! Yuk.

Eureka and Aasmah are definitely enjoying this whole thing the least.

Lesley looks like a slightly younger and slimmer Rosemary Shrager