Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

His teeth as mesmerising - so shiny.

Seriously, how many more shots of sage nodding from the bald one do we have to endure?

Yay Becky for doing well.

Wait wait wait. She took the seeds out of the tomatoes and cucumber?! They're the best bits!

A dj? But he's so... Boring.
Oh bugger dh has just made a dodgy banana joke.

Becky's crumbles look huge. Lovely.

Those dishes she's serving the crumble in look suspiciously like the ones the Charlie Bigham posh ready meals come in and which now turn up by the thousand in every charity shop the length and breadth of the land

I thought she said "urea cheese crisp". I was horrified.

Thankful to discover it's gruyere.

Anyone else want to go over vicars jumper with a lint filter?

Oh yum! That looks lovely.

I'd make that noise Kimberley made about this dessert. Chocolate and chocolate. Yum.

Nice looking cake.
I want cake.

I predict : Rachel and Debbie to go.

It think it's goodbye to Rachel and Debbie tonight.

Is Kimberley's lipstick tattooed on? Despite eating and drinking 4 meals, it's resolutely staying put.

Troodie

I was just going to post that!

He is also not a neat eater......

Is Kimberley's lipstick tattooed on? Despite eating and drinking 4 meals, it's resolutely staying put.

Looks good. But what an odd menu. Lamb bhuna followed by chocolate cake.....?

Four quenelles

I think Debbie's cooking is a bit retro too!

Yep I kept looking at the dandruff

dataandspot he's mucky hoiks bosom

Runs round thread high fiving everyone.

Well called, all. I think Debbie's going to be quite busy enough with Strictly, anyway 💃

Delighted for Becky, she seems lovely

Think that was the right decision

Catch you all next week

See you next week