Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

Ulrikakakaka!
Who else though? That wasn't Dominic Cooper was it?

Oh no its Ulrika, I'll have to pretend she's not there.

Ha! I just caught a glimpse of Aasmah Mir, she co-presents Saturday Live on R4 with....yep, the Rev Richard Coles.

I think the Dominic Cooper looky-likey is Barney Harwood.

Only recognised Ulrika and Lesley Garrett, and can't stand her! Hey ho, until next week

Only recognised Ulrika and Lesley Garrett, and can't stand her! Hey ho, until next week

I'm friends with Ulrika, she hasn't given any secrets away though annoyingly.

Debbie McGee is a lovely woman.

Chardonnay you name dropper .

yep, thats Barney Harwood from Blue Peter (although hes leaving in 2 weeks time .)

I like Lesly Garret till she starts schreeching her opera out.

@fourquenelles saw this and thought of you! Sex with Jay sounds alarming!

Gawd squoosh I love a man who likes dirty messy sex you know it's gong to be gooood. Not too sure about the hammer, crackers and pick mind you!

I know qui
I was so excited when I found out she was on it.
My favourite only celeb friend and my favourite celeb programme combined!

Evening food fans and Gregg-sceptics alike. Who's in for a fresh round of madness?

Hi all. Nice mystery box today.

I used to fancy Nick Moran

I love Lesley Garrets hair.

The colours are nice, not overly keen on the style though. She's bonkers!

Sorry to all her fans, but Lesley has got on my tits already. She makes the greengrocer look shy and retiring. Ulrika is clearly v serious about this.

Evening Grouchy. If memory serves me correctly, Ulrika-Ka-Ka-Ka did rather well in Sleb Come Dine With Me, as did our favourite of yesteryear, Little Jimmy Osmond.

Gregg can't pronounce Ulrika's name. "Eureka". Idiot.

The contestants are managing to mangle those lovely ingredients.

Is it me or did Gregg just call her Eureka?

What's wrong with ulrika's face?

Poor Nick Moran. He was almost a proper film star once. And now he's on Masterchef with some bloke from Blue Peter. Do kids still watch Blue Peter?

My 9 year old just recognised him sqoosh, so I think they do.

I came over all unnecessary reading that thing about Jay. Phew.
I knew Ulrika woukd be an organised cook.
Lesley is irritating, oooo look I'm scatty me!
The blokes seem competent.
Dd just asked if Bob will be on the next round for the full Shooting Stars experience.

I recognised his face and everything, squoosh.