Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

How about a big bag over his head? preferably plastic
That's risotto?

They are useless, apart from Rebecca

Its not great is it OhWhat

I dislike lamb, but that tagine looks lovely.

I'm sure that many of the staff who work there normally pop to the Tesco round the corner for lunch...

Debbie's salmon is terrifying.

A topping of tomato paste and a few breadcrumbs. Not hard, is it?

The risotto looks like something my toddler vomited down my back the other day.

Debbie and Rachel had loads of help, they'd still be in the kitchen otherwise

Wild mushrooms? (Nasty earthy maggoty things) He was chopping cultivated. And his risotto was all dry.

If I polished off all of that, I'd be asleep under my desk all afternoon

I made a beautiful risotto for dinner tonight. My children would have rejected Dev's one.

I might have to eat my words. If the meringue is marshmallowy then she probably made a proper pavlova.

Were those three in the same year? I know Rylan & Kimberley were.

Wild mushroom risotto is sooo easy to make.
Yey the Rev Richard

Ooo who is it?
Richard Coles-the ubiquitous vicar.

I actually just fancy a bag of chips.

He's doing Strictly as well, isn't he? When does he find the time for vicaring?

Debbie's food is all a bit Hamlyn All Colour Cookbook from the late 70s

I know! I like him, but tv, radio, constant twittering...
Was that the Gregg flirting with an older woman? --
Who is top knot boy?

How much of Rylan is actually plastic???!!!

That's Dev a wireless disc jockey apparantley for that new fangled Radio 1

I have no clue either

fourquenelles

Rylan is weirdly fascinating. I can't stop looking at him and wondering WTF he's done to himself. And why he felt he needed to.

No one wants a doughy disappointment