Celebrity MasterChef Tonight [grin]

[ellenanora5]

Who's watching, I love it, I'm putting a bet on that Andy Peters turns up by Friday

Gregg hasn't learned how to hold a spoon properly and will say "I love a good pud" five hundred times

He missed an opportunity there Grouchy

Poor Sarah looks petrified!

I know I know. Forever ashamed.

That wasabi paste looks as though it's been at the back of a cupboard for about 57 years

Who is Sarah? Is that the chef? I missed her name.

Oh great, here's Greggggg pretending he knows stuff about motor sports.

To be honest, at this point he could state that the sky is blue and I'd still be ready to crawl out of my skin.

A crumble, I hear you say? That calls for.......CUSTARD

Yes Grouchy she is the chef who really looked like she wanted to be anywhere else but there

Those poached eggs looked like the spawn of the devil. I'm glad that bit's over.

Reason #1 I'm not a vegetarian: sodding mushrooms. Revolting little balls of sorrow.

Would you drive there grouchy, I'd love to give it a go

Ok so I texted my ex and you are all right about the duck sorry
He's also concerned that I'm asking about cooking skills and suggests I get ds to cook (I told him to fuck off go away nicely)

Maybe Debbie'nRachel could try that daring, never-before-attempted combination of salmon and pesto. So Gregggg can shake his head warningly and suck air between his teeth all over again.

....following it up with that never seen before chocolate and ginger combo pudding.

I am so tired of them pretending that meringue and pavlova is the same. There are three more ingredients in pavlova meringue than normal meringue! Has she used vinegar, cornflour and vanilla, hmmmmmm?

Salmon and tomato paste, Debbie???!!!

mmmmmmmmm dreams of chewy meringue.

There's the big bag if Birds Halsall, all ready to go

of not if

Evening all. What the fuck is going on? These people are useless-which in sleb MC terms is pretty dire. Send out to maccy ds folks.

Just realised the grocer looks just like the ostrich egg but with glasses on

Probably wouldn't drive, ellen. Too wimpy and only got my UK licence last year after not driving for 10. But so much lovely motoring stuff.

I bet the workers usually get top notch food there and will find this disappointing. But will be British and pretend it's lovely. I'm hoping for a German or two to talk to the cameras.

Oh dear god that T-shirt, no Gregg no, stick to the jacket

Sorry for the massive stereotyping there.

Oooh yes, ellen, I wonder if they'll resort to the packet stuff or take the virtuous purist approach with egg yolks, milk and cream who am I kidding?

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