New series of The Apprentice

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Wednesday 9pm.
It's been promoted to BBC1.
The only reality show I can bare to watch.
Grazia reports that Alan Sugar has just had cosmetic surgery on his droopy eyelids.

I felt really sorry for rory

He was shit though - needs to learn a few lessons from his mistakes methinks

Tre is an utter legend - hilarious!

I shouted at the tv at that point Pamina, something along the lines of

"WTF ARE THOSE PEOPLE DOING WITH THOSE DOGS?"

I heard the words 'doggie disco'

i loved rory

hje was All That is Bad About England

pmsl

I would amend slightly to say that Rory and Tre are collectively All That Is Bad About England

oh and what about horse-face woman and her "ok people, let's do some IDEATION"

Re the doggy disco: how we laughed when the bloke said 'as a man, I can't see myself wearing the utility belt'. Wtf? YOU ARE AT A DOGGY DISCO!

ROARING

We were howling at the Doggie Disco, thinking up songs they could play -
"Who Let the Dogs Out" and "Puppy Love" sprung to mind

No, the Doggy Disco People are All That Is Bad About England. And the hatchet-faced bint from "Pets and the City" (pleeeeease) who obviously takes dogs more seriously than children. These people were ridiculous, far more so than a chinless wonder who thought it would be a laugh to design them a Pooch Pouch.

"Ideation" though - yes, aaaaagh!!

God yes, that 'Pets and the City' creature was an abomination. You're quite right

Quite like the simplicity of next week's task. "Here's 250 quid, go and make a profit." Although I think they may call in favours, which will give a skewed impression of the amount of capital needed for a startup business.