New series of The Apprentice

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Wednesday 9pm.
It's been promoted to BBC1.
The only reality show I can bare to watch.
Grazia reports that Alan Sugar has just had cosmetic surgery on his droopy eyelids.

unquietdad -
my favourite siralan quote from last series has to be,
You've gone from Anchor to Wanker - he's got to have a scriptwriter

vimfuego-thank you

I'd love to see Jadine trying to sell loo-paper.

"It's Eclipse toilet paper - it's an arse-wiping EXPERIENCE."

maybe with some sort of stencil arrangement to produce eclipse-shaped skiddies?

Did anyone see this article about Sir Alan's sidekicks? I used to work for Margaret Mountford...

scary

I think the quantum physicist woman is a plant.If she was at all for real why would she say: I do numbers, let me do the money: capacity of machine * volume cup = milk

Is Surrallan recruiting for an accountant? Does she think that the other contestants can'tr use a calculator? Why would she set herself up like that, to be a parody of a PhD?

Re Mountford:

"When I ask how she feels about being an undercover spy for Sugar, she mocks my unintentional tautology. "I think 'spy' brings with it the suggestion of 'undercover', doesn't it?" she says, witheringly."

Oh god [scared emoticon]

Believe me, that gave a lot of us in my office a strong sense of deja vu!

That Andy was like every twatty bloke ive ever worked for and is the reason I am now as far away from an office as you get.
I cant believe how he would have sold his own grandmother to stay on the programme, he took no responsibility, he would have been more of a man if he'd acknowledged his downfalls.

Good decisions me thinks

ho ho ho

anyone else spot the 'dog nappies' suggestion on the trailer for tonight's show?

pmsl at dog nappy suggestion - six minutes to go

omg I hope rory goes ! what a !

is that Rory for real? Complete tosser!!!!

that blokes leader is awful what a tosser

and how did they end up with a product that looked halfway decent..except it looks like a mexicans gun thingy

the shaven eyebrowed one will go

well rory got let off by ifti

whoah too quick

ooh a 2nd one is going to be fired

shock horror - another one to be fired!!!

I say Rory

I do hope so !

i feel sorry for rory now - bankrupt twice

he looked gutted

Yay!!!!!!!!

he has been a bankrupt twice and he is only about twelve

I hated him wonder what school he went to

although have to agree Tre is extremely annoying!

but tre can do the work and et some reults even if he is a pain