EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

I hope Phil does come back - it must be on the cards now new bloke is in charge surely?

Lisa will come back she has to, it'll just be under wraps I'm sure

I believe that Steve and the one who played Lisa were a couple in real life, but not now.
maybe she doesnt want to come back, although a new head isnt odd on soaps, so it could be done. She was in it so long ago, i doubt anyone would notice.
I will report her to social services if she doesnt come and see her daughter! lol.

Noooooooo cannot abide her schreechy voice.

"Phil. Give. Me. Back. My....... Baaaaby"

Like nails down a blackboard

She tried to shoot him, but Phil is The terminator.

Shhhh, let's not give the producers the idea to bring Lisa back! I agree it's stupidly unrealistic though. Just mention Louise is at her mums for the weekend every now and again.

I like how when people get horribly burned in this show it's never their face. Like Tamwar, who just wore long sleeves all the time. He was in a burning building and his face was unscathed! I'm guessing they can't be arsed with the make up effects.

To be fair, if the scarring was visible the actor would be committed to scar make up for the entirety of their stint on EE; if they say the burn is on part of the body not normally exposed then Louise's modelling career can be nixed and she's not doomed to have her face made up as if scarred forever more. Agree with PPs that Phil will go ballistic!

Maybe Jacks wonder stick will help. Remember when Max/Jack was in a wheelchair?

A nu lisa might be okay though? no?
oh well, have to have her on the phone to her offspring, they seem to do more of this these days.
' darling, sorry you got burnt, see you soon, mhaw mhaw etc etc.
or some such nonsense.
( repeat 80s, it is only a soap, only a soap..)

Jack's had a lot of stints in hospital - he had his spleen removed once i think? then he was in a wheelchair for something else.. ??
i lose track with the injuries.

Nooo, it was Max who lost his spleen.. doh!

I dont know anymore..

Keegan's suddenly a hero with morals?

Sharon's given that face a scrub, she's about 50 shades lighter than the other night

50 shades of Sharon and her orange room of shame

Keegan fancies Louise, he probably wouldn't care otherwise

Er, why is there no sign of anything else being burnt in The Room of Many Candles?

Room of many candles !
Sharon doesnt seem that bothered really.
' dont bother Phil, his only her dad '
Heartless cow..

Why is it still bright daylight? Surely a prom or dinner date is at night?

Yes Sharron is definitely tangoed, don't the bullies have parents?

Lets face it Shazza, you've done a shitty job of looking after Louise really!

OMG they were listening - it's LISA!

I was correct!!

Another good episode, two in a row! I'm impressed eastenders...

I had to laugh at the man trying to clean up that massive, flooded area with one tiny mop and bucket.