EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

Phil wants to adopt the devil child do that he becomes a proper Mitchell, ain't he.

Re parallel pregnancies, Abi is keen to have Steven's baby and at least the first time, when they got Beale's hygiene rating down to a 2 in the kitchen, they didn't use protection. I liked the slightly deranged undertone when she said, 'I can give you everything she does, and more.'

Probably been done to death but wtf is all this Being A Mitchell all about? They ain't nuffink special. Poor Denny!

I love Abi atm she is evil but it is all going to blow up round her again Cora back and her 40aday voice is reassuring that Lauren is going to be just fine I love Anne Mitchel she is a proper actress

Being a Mitchell is all in phills head he thinks he is akin to a Kray

*so that

Re bedrooms in the Vic: I give up. The place is like the Room Of Requirements, Mick needs to pace up and down in front of it and squint three times and rooms appear as needed.

HA room of requirement 😀

Arf at Magical Squinting Mick. "If I wish really hard, a room will appear"

If phill adopts Denny poor Ben is going to be pushed off the family tree all together

I think Denny has a touch of the Kray about him too.

Denny has a touch of the omen about him

There are two pregnancies - Bernadette! (I think that's her name)

I feel very sorry for Carmel, she doesn't deserve to be treated so poorly by Max.

EE has definitely got better in the last few weeks!

There are lots of photos of the Vic on this site to help solve the mystery: eastenders.wikia.com/wiki/The_Queen_Victoria

Oh yes, Bernie's child.
Mock is Harry potter..or poss Voldermolt.

Optimist. Thank you

Denny Mitchell kray.
Kneecapping people all round the square.

The pictures had me even more confused! In my plan drew as it seems top of stairs small kitchen then outside wall. That means upstairs stops half way across the downstairs bar. But in photos upstairs is just as wide as bottom.

Means if keep stairs static then whole another hallway and corridor that takes you around that side

OK, advice please, I haven't watched Ee for 2 weeks. Do I bother catching up, if so which episodes are worth my time?!

I agree that Ben will feel / or be, pushed out if Phil adopts Damien.

This is a good thing as he killed Ev with a photo frame and for that, i will never forgive him.

Did we find out if Ian sold the chippy to weyland?

Squirrel, i would watch the one with the three of them ''aving it outtt' over the Whitney kiss. If only to marvel at Whit's new hair do being wet, then dry, and getting a tongue lashing from L.
Max and Fi getting it on in the gents is another winner - ( i think that was last thursday?) that wasnt a bad episode.
the rest is a blur.

Excellent thanks

I thought at top of stairs the kitchen is on the left, then living room, then M&L's room, Twit's room at end of corridor, bathroom next door...not sure about the rest...

The Lisa episodes last tuesday thursday were briliant watch those

From the last episode it sounds like Max has called in a favour from someone who owes him, which I think is bound to be thugs pretending to be his 'reluctant tenants' - intent on duffing Steven up. Punishment for Steven daring to blackmail Max. Nice and convenient while Lauren is away.

Just watching an old episode of Call the midwife (on Drama. On a sunny Sunday. I know, sad.) which I hadn't seen before and Lacey / Stacey is in it. She's pregnant (of course) in prison for theft and has her trademark super long hair, only in curls for the 50s touch.
I think she's great. Unless they're giving her fewer story lines in EE to free her up for other projects, it's a shame that she's so "underused" at the moment. But her time will come, baby and mental health issues looming, to be sure.

BadHairDay good call. Max is so organised and efficient with his evil scheming.

The80s Mick ain't no 'arry Potter. Ron Weasly around Half Bood Prince at most. Likes to think of himself as a bit of a geezer, loses his shit when Lavender / Whitney takes a shine to him and when the braahn stuff 'its the fan, he begs for Hermione / Linda.
The feeble analogy ends there, probably for the best.

Just been skimming this thread.

Why does Stacy's dress sense go to pieces when she's pregnant? She wore that awful blanket/jacket thing when she was having Arfur and now the same with this one. What's with the big daisies? Then an extra had similar (in the caff?). And Lauren, terrible clothes too, working at Wayland (sic) and drooping about at home with Steven.