EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

Cliffs also feature a lot in EE. Barry and Janine and a cliff in scotland. Cliffs with lisa story.
At least R and R 's swimming pool deaths bucked the trend..

Billy, the first shooting is the one you remember most!

Phil was emotionally abusive to her as I recall, when they were together. He also shagged Mel behind Lisa's back.

Ah. I've wikied Lisa Fowler. Now I've got it!

God yes she was awful.

I remember Mel marrying Ian because he faked Lucy having cancer to keep her from leaving him.

It's the circle of liiiiiiiife...

Oh yes that is how Stephen got the idea IAN and Mel

Phil is a total hypocrite. ( good to have him back though! )

Where is Louise meant to be so terribly terribly burned? On her back that she is lying on in a hospital bed with no visible signs of pain at all? Or on her front which isnt even bandaged?!

Louise isnt the important one here. This was engineered in order to bring lisa and phil back!
I hope we see the bullies suffer though.
Sonia seemed happy to see Mr price!

Tinkly get burned badly enough and the nerve endings are so damaged that you stop feeling pain

Louise/Lisa/Phil a bit dull although I'm glad Phil's back. The holiday is off which means we won't get our Spanish spin off with Kush in his speedos

Louise was in pain at one point - someone offered to call a nurse bit Louise said she could do it herself & fiddled with a button. I'm assuming that controls her pain medication.

Lisa shot Phill tbf but Phill found lisa in in a (hot country)

By a process of elimination, the hot country must be Spain. They always go to Spain when they are in a hurry to be off! Otherwise they go to Saaf Africa or Australia. In EE the price of standby tickets to all three places is minimal.

I was thinking probably spain but wasn't sure hazy memory remembers she was staying in a villa

80s - You're right, I forgot the drownings.
Phil looks a bit tubby considering he's off the booze - fatter in the face.
Can you really hurt someone in a hospital corridoor, drag them screaming outside them throw them into the road? No-one see or hear anything?
All those people screaming at each other in front of Louise?
So Lisa now wears the crown for EE's Worst Mother - lots of contenders for that title.

Yes in broad daylight. Nasty bully and bad role model. Where were all the patients and staff.

He can probably relate to the bullies Alex and Maddison as he is one himself.

I've just caught up. Stephen is so difficult to watch. I hope he gets found out soon.

He reallyis I squirm everytime he is on screen

One of the hospital staff did get straight on the phone when Phil started attacked Lisa. I assumed she was following procedure & calling security rather than putting herself at risk by intervening. I guess once they started moving through the hospital it was difficult for security to catch up with them.

I have a vague memory that Lisa was in Portugal. EE scriptwriters were really mixing things up, there, eh?

Surely hospital staff would have called the police for Phil?

Why was Phil not on Louise's ER contact instead?

I also assumed the nurse was calling security.

I vaguely rem a cliff and of course who shot Phil. No one thought it would be his lover lisa !

That was a good plot

Yes think Sonja fancies the teacher

IAN giving away his house then low rent - when it shouldn't even be his. Should be martins

Who has pearl when all in the pub? Listening to stephen propose

Pearl has disappeared - who hires her sister as a nanny, then still leaves her home alone? poor kid. Maybe its good they cant go to Vincent's friends villa - although i am sure that other villas are available abroad? He made it sound as if there wasn't!

yes , the who shot Phil was as big as 'who shot JR in Dallas' back in the day! i doubt anyone would really care that much these days.

That proposal was cringe. My husband who doesn't like watching it was just like, poor girl. What else was she supposed to say?!?