EASTENDERS 15 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

another day,another thread, think more poems and floorplans needed

esp the new old couples flat,and where new waynetta family live above them

soooooooo

stephen knows lauren had an abortion,and has warned off josh, good call who said that

what is max up to still, tho feel he is having doubts

what will happen at abbies 21st?

matthew has gone with charlie,oscar may re apppear

all know stacey is preg

when will the bully girls get their come uppance

jane is finally walking

denise must be due her benifits soon

story lines are a bit quiet at mo :(

what have i forgotten?

Ooh he's resigned? I bet this thread had something to do with it..oops

I also couldn't give a jot about any of them. Althoughi do like Kush and Denise they are adorable together.

Oh actually bring back woody I quite liked him

Through gritted teeth cos of Lee Ryan but i liked woody

Oh I love Kush and Denise! I'm so glad teyre back together. That was torturous watching them sulking round the square for months!

Lee Ryan is tool but Woody wasn't the worst character. I'm not liking Lisa Faulkner in ee but I like her usually. I think they should resurrect Ronnie and Roxy. It was good enough for Dallas.

Stephen is so creepy.

I must haves zoned out for the chewing gum in the hair.

Hopefully things will start getting better with a new producer.

Glad I'm not alone in finding Stephen creepy!

As I said last thread stephen makes me tense every time i watch him guess the actor is doing his job he is meant to be a creepy fecker

I honestly thought Steven was going to rape Abi. Been waiting for him to snap for a while. Wonder if Abi will get pregnant with his baby. And then keep it, just to spite Lauren.

Loved Donna pushing Jay in her chair. Made me laugh out loud. I was also glad to see Cora back. Hope she stays to wind Max up some more.

I worry for Cora when it comes to Max. I think he'll end up killing her or something!

The actor playing Stephen is doing a good job. Creepy and sexy

Whatever tickles your pickle Lois

Bandeau I thought exactly the same. The police just believe what some teenager spouts at them? Fair enough if they wanted to check that Arthur was okay but what about Pearl then? Ridiculous storyline.
Abi/Josh/Lauren/Steven dilemma is much more interesting.

I like Abi because she's horrible!

Same here, Abi will end up pregnant (Condom Knife TM), keeping it just to piss off Lauren. Who is just rejecting Josh because Steven is "loyal", the exact moment when loyal Steven has anger-sex with Abi in a restaurant kitchen (that will ruin Ian's 5-star hygiene rating, that will!)

We had the story line with babies of people you shouldn't have babies with and then raised by someone else so many times: Kat/Alfie/Michael, Roni/Roxy/Jack, Denise/Phil, Stacey/Ryan/Bradley, Stacey/Kush/Martin... More the norm on the square than not!

the 80s

Poor lauren. I'm prob the only one who felt sorry for her. Had to have an abortion as trapped into preg by a stabbed xondom

She told josh she wouldn't cheat on Stephen

She hasn't kissed josh ... yet

But Stephen and Abu shagging in the kitchen 🙄

No TANYA at daughters 21st 😢

Considering Cora was round the corner at food bank surprised she didn't pop in to say hello to her grandchildren before

Thanks for the wine..cheers.
The new producer hasnt lasted long eh? Goes to show how important they are. I suppose. Wonder who they will bring in now?
I didnt clock Jays cardie at first, but yes, its back. Must get a bit hot in the heatwave though.
Having a 90s party - makes me feel old.
If Abi does become pregnant she will have to keep it, what a dilemma!

I wondered why Phil had stayed away throughout all the family dramas.

There is no way no one is going to walk into the kitchen and catch those two.

I loved jay and Ben spilling Abi's relationship history. I always wanted abi and jay to get back together, but not any more.

The dog story is ridiculous . No one would be interested in anything more than whether the dog was dangerous.

Last night's was pretty good actually - Jay drunk in a cardi and being wheeled around in Donna's wheelchair was inspired, and the row between Abi and Steven ending in a fiery shag was edgy stuff. Those two deserve each other, Aaron whatsisface's acting was really sinister.

I could've sworn Lauren and Josh had a snog, that night Lauren made Whitless go to a nightclub with her so she could meet with Josh? Didn't they snog outside before she ran away?

Please can someone educate me on the No Spoilers rule...only joined the thread recently. Does it mean no reference to spoilers from future episodes that have crept into the press - but off-set gossip is okay? Don't want to be in breach and get banned.

I don't get the Lauren love either

Abbi looked lovely in her dress

Talking of giant baby pearl, have you Seen the baby on neighbours??? fucking massive

Sean O'conner has been fired according to the Mail.

About time too.

This is from the sun so it must be true

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3872757/bbc-axes-flop-eastenders-boss-sean-oconnor-leaving-soap-in-crisis-as-bullied-stars-hit-out-and-ratings-collapse/amp/

Shall we give them some ideas how to fix the storyline?

Phil to return immediately, fully fit and well tanned, to sort out everyone who has upset his family.

Michelle to be beaten to a pulp by scary guy who may have been hired by prestons family.

What else?

Do you think the story writers have forgotten that louise is Bens sister?
With all the stuff that has been going on with Louise & Keegan wouldn't Ben have got involved?

YY to Phil returning refreshed and sorting fings aht.
That includes getting rid of the bullies once and for all, yes? These girls and anything that deals with school too much bores me to tears.
And maybe get a move on with Max taking everyone up the Shard (as per Cary's immortal ode to Max)
More Dot! More Patrick! Ya man!
Or they do a Dallas and everyone wakes up after Roni's wedding with a massive hangover, R&R are alive and well, The Great Bus Crash never happened, neither did Chelle&Pratson and the bins will be taken off payroll!