EASTENDERS 15 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

another day,another thread, think more poems and floorplans needed

esp the new old couples flat,and where new waynetta family live above them

soooooooo

stephen knows lauren had an abortion,and has warned off josh, good call who said that

what is max up to still, tho feel he is having doubts

what will happen at abbies 21st?

matthew has gone with charlie,oscar may re apppear

all know stacey is preg

when will the bully girls get their come uppance

jane is finally walking

denise must be due her benifits soon

story lines are a bit quiet at mo :(

what have i forgotten?

Please not an abuse story with Michelle. We had it with Denise, with Roxy, with Babe, with Ben. We have the ongoing bullying. Enough already. If the producer already did a newsworthy story with the Archers, we can just hope he has more in his repertoire than rehashing what he has already done.

EE the musical: based on Oliver Twist ( and other Dicken's characters)
Max could be Fagin
Mick could be Bill Sykes- lady Di as his dog, Bullseye ( with a transgender change for Lady there)
linda could be Nancy
Jay could be Oliver!
Ben could be the Artful Dodger
Stacy could be Oliver's! mum
Kaff could be the 'ghost of christmas past'
Joyce could be Miss Haversham, she seems as miserable as she is.
Ian could be Scrooge
i am sure there are many more -
when things get rough, they all burst into song and dance around the stalls - all together now.. omm paah paah, thats ow it goes..

Abi's party, like all EE parties, will take place on a weekday in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon. It will have all age groups attending.

My dog would love to be thrown into a pond. Although I didn't actually see what happened. Just the dog pulling at the bag. Police obviously at a loose end in Walford, arresting people willy nilly.

Yes dog pushing is an arrestable crime did he fall or was he pushed duff duff

80's I think you've nailed it

Ha ha. Im sure ive missed a few better characters!
I caught up today- chelles new bloke is a bad un i think.

I am hoping the new nanny turns out to be lesbian, so she can get with Tina :)

The new nanny has to be another Max set up surely? She seems too good to be true. Either that or Jack will try it on with her..

Why have the kids got chewing gum?

Never known such good kids who always go upstairs to play or living room when jack says

LLP aka long legged pearl cant be GBP - giant baby pearl

Hot Scandi nanny as Tina's new love interest is a great idea! But I think she's in it so she can have a fling with Jack which will generate weeks of scenes with him handwringing that he's betrayed the memory of Ronnie and that the kids deserve stability

Nanny Maria

Here we go - wonder what delights tonights episode has in store?!

The writers are on here i am sure of it ( clarke kent reference)
Poor Abi, he doesnt want you love. Even i feel sorry for her.!

The new nanny has to be another Max setup surely?

Me, The80s, me! I called it first! But happy to share the huge windfall from the bookies with you

EE, the musical, I like it!
Billy & Honey as Beadle & wife, always keen on him to move up in the world or was that 'Dickensians'? Which I loved, btw.

Venella, so sorry!

Whatever for, The80s? I'm glad that it wasn't just me thinking that!
We could use aforementioned windfall from the bookies to produce that musical (or employ people to "watch the stall for us").
All of Max's songs are to be whispered and inaudible, not belted, of course.

I fe,t bad for nicking your earlier musings!
Tonights wasnt too bad, although why they all adore Lauren is a mystery to me.. She must radiate something special..

Anyone else thinking Abi will get pregnant by Steven?

Oh woooow who didn't see that one coming a million miles away?

Nice to see Dee and Kush finally work things out.

The Walford Police have a lot of time on their hands, obviously, if they've got time following up on the dog in the pond event.

Of course Abi will now get pregnant by Steven because, what's the betting he used one of 'condom knife' condoms

I thought that too, day early and all that. Hope Abbie dosnt get pregnant we had get pregnant with you sisters boyfriend with Ronnie and Roxie.

Really don't get what police looking at? Totally it believable.

Lauren is total cow to
Her sister and does make it all about her, why she was invited I don't know.

Oh yes, abi and lauren are the new R and R! Havent made that connection before. They like recycling stories.

Just caught up, disappointed in you lot, no mention of the best thing in the episode?
Jay has got his grandad cardigan back!

Oh! Very good news! But I don't know if off set stuff counts as spoilers. It'll be impossible to avoid I would've thought but I might get in trouble...

I'm very pleased anyway.

@EnidButton i was about to post the same thing! I don't know where we stand re off screen stuff - does that count as a spoiler?