Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Very Bond- and she did ditch the cape.

It's a bit repetitive.

She's like the mother in Tangled.

(although my hair is very similar, points for not straightening it. )

That European great. Australia.

Lazy susan!

Oh it's Mr Eyebrows.

No socks...

I shall rename him Mr Fleek

apparently that's an eyebrow term

This is better on stage than it is in the video.

I don't think that Mr Australia is going to make it past tonight.

His mum didn't buy him a new pair of trousers and he grew.

I like that they've got an indigenous person this year

He reminds me of whatshisface from The Musketeers

He has no socks. Definitely isn't going through.

DS says it's a long way to go back if you've forgotten your socks. DD suggests he should just buy a new pair.

I think he's ok, only one near to getting in so far

Suffolk get you wiith your down with kids eyebrows shizzle.

Bush, as in Australian, is what they are.

I overhear stuff in school, I'm so down wiv da kidz

Didn't like this song in the videos

Its the bride of Frankenstein.

Oubliette

This one has scary eyes, is she like a living doll or something? Barbie's oven ready range?

Boring thus far I have to say

cloak removal is already becoming a bit of a theme.

They forgot to finish embellishing the bottom part of her dress.

Moldova are more interesting trust me

I've just realised her skirt is quite see- through from a distance.

Don't like her. Shouty.

DS is cowering under his blanket. I don't think he likes this one.

The Superhero look was 2016 Eurovision.

Belgium. I like this one.