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Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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SuffolkNWhat · 07/05/2017 21:07

Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

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dillite · 09/05/2017 20:10

Mr Sweden seems to be trying to seduce the camera.

A half man bun on a man? Sweden disqualified!

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:10

Trump hands!

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:11

Treadmills?!

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:11

Men with very long hair seems to be a bit of theme this year.

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Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:12

I love watching with the subtitles.

He is saying 'freakin'. It sounds more like frikkin.

They look like an ad for Top Man.
All pretty faces and a rubbish song, I'm sorry Robin.

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:12

👌🏻 is he thinking about a cheeky Nando's?

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CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/05/2017 20:12

Is the long haired dancer a man or woman?

Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:12

Top Man x-post Grin

CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/05/2017 20:13

Agree was pretty rubbish..

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:13

He can't go on because he's too beautiful. Too frickin beautiful.

I can't help but think of Dr Evil/Trump.

Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:13

If they speed up the treadmills on the night, that could be fun.

dillite · 09/05/2017 20:13

I made my daughter a gold velvet suit (jacket and trousers). She looks very fetching in it, even if I do say so myself.

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:13

This is the worthy song, lots of heart wrenching images in the video

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:14

Bond Theme.

Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:14

Will there be a costume change?

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:15

If they speed up the treadmills on the night, that could be fun

Grin
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dillite · 09/05/2017 20:15

Her voice is too flat for this song.

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:15

Adapting the costume whilst on stage (al la Buck's Fizz). Check

OddBoots · 09/05/2017 20:15

Is she performing in a blood vessel?

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:16

It is rather Bond theme like isn't it, there was a lot of red in the videos so I think that will be a dominant colour this year

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CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/05/2017 20:16

Has everyone got the Popbitch Eurovision special report, it's on the App Store if not! Was our bible last year Grin

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:16

key change!
fire!

dillite · 09/05/2017 20:16

What the hell is she singing? "Keep the plow!"?

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:16

Eyebrows coming up, they are v impressive

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OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:16

Several key changes and a cloak Grin