Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Wowzer

What was with the laughing part of that song? Tis from the abyss.
Jaysus. The miracle pep talk was creepy. Povorotti.

This is the kind of thing that would do well on BGT

DH and DS are PTSL with that comment Raahh!!

Suffolk Carrie and David's Pop Shop, with Carrie and David Grant.

She used to bounce in red heels.

Agree, is yawntastic so far.

Oh god the bouncing Raahh

That was hilarious

DH is Norwegian so naturally we have high hopes for this.

Is it Howard Jones?

I feel like next year there needs to be a semi final to get into the semi final, because tonight has been dire.

Nil point

I love the fact that his accompanists are Darth Maul and the Grim Reaper.

Daft Norway. Or Darth Norway?

My DD was at school with a girl who had 10 years of singing lessons with David and Carrie. She actually got into the X Factor and the judge's said she would win. But she didn't. Not even close.

It definitely feels weighted towards Tuesday

I like this one but it's still only about half of what it could be, could be more dancey, louder, funkier etc, just on the edge of being good but too mild, does anyone know what I mean??

There have been years when I have thought that our song really didn't deserve automatic qualification.

This is not one of them.

It's like a karaoke version of They Might Be Giant

Super looks like his hopes are dashed

I liked Switzerland in the videos. The song was really familiar. Couldn't work out what it reminded me of though.

She is dressed as Belle?

Povorotti was the musical equivalent of the film Split. Whereas the man with the hat's voice in his head is probably saying Kill the gorilla.

Yeah that was dire

His backing people are A from Pretty Little Liars though.

A nice bit of colour