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Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

915 replies

SuffolkNWhat · 07/05/2017 21:07

Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 22:01

It's like the Wiggles meets the Cadbury advert

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dillite · 09/05/2017 22:02

Well..... at least Italy will have some fun.

VanillaSugar · 09/05/2017 22:03

Oooh results!!

dillite · 09/05/2017 22:04

He does thins bit every year and every year he looks scared shitless.

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:04

Get ready to groan.

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:04

YESSS!! MOLDOVIA!

SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 22:04

Well that's not a surprise

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Raahh · 09/05/2017 22:04

Yay!

Raahh · 09/05/2017 22:05

Noooo- scary horse.

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 22:05

Mr horse head up the ladder is through

SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 22:05

Horse head had socks

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:06

This is going good so far.

SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 22:06

Knew it

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OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 22:06

Nooooo. How did Portugal get through?

Raahh · 09/05/2017 22:06

I do hope someone messes with the treadmills, it will make my night.

and Mr Portugal is through! The Were- Rat!

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 22:06

And bloody Poland too....

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:07

Portugal? Poland?

(Nothing to do with Poland having more people in other countries than anyone else).

LineysRun · 09/05/2017 22:07

Oooh beautifully eccentric and naff so far

SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 22:07

Get. On. With. It

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Raahh · 09/05/2017 22:07

Oubliette they loved him in the room. Fuck knows what he was on about, but they liked him. Confused

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:08

Come on Montengro

VanillaSugar · 09/05/2017 22:08

That great European country, Australia, is through!

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 22:08

Belgium out?

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 22:08

Oh. Quite pleased about Cyprus.

GinSwigmore · 09/05/2017 22:08

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^ why It's!y is serious really, dahling! Wink