Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

See you on thurs :)

It's like some sort of scary mating ritual.

Swigs
Ooh, saved by it going a bit aborigine.

She's dancing to the song in her head.

I might be a bit late on Thursday. Keep my seat warm for me...

teletubbies

5 minutes. You've got 5 minutes.

I like the Spanish entry

When teletubbies go bad

That audience sounds very flat. I think that they just want it all to be done with.

It's a bit Hanson

I'm not sure the all-make presenter team is working.

Gah. All-male.

dillite I can empathise.

That staging does look amazing.

Oh the gorilla!

Yay. Italy and the dancing gorilla!

She's doing claw hands. You would think she would be able to avoid doing that, with all her experience on stage.

Is he really saying 'diverse' sat next to two people in gorilla costumes?!

I think Lucie will perform well, whether we gets the votes remains to be seen

Oh look, Kelvin MacKenzie is on TV with the Italian act!

Yaaayyyyy!

Has to be said.

Italy is very Eurovision!

Bless him, trying to make out the gorilla is not just a gimmick.

It's a gimmick, mate.

Naked ape bingo