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EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/04/2017 12:05

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

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The80sweregreat · 12/05/2017 10:23

Hev's mum was really horrible, so it wouldnt be that much of a stretch if she knew Babe ' back in the day' and they run the whole baby selling operation from the old caravan. Hev's mum only wanted one of them, the other twin was adopted and sent to New Zealand. she meets up with Peter Beale and gets wind of another sister. she contacts ' long lost families' show and they tell her the truth. . She comes back and runs into Ben and Shirley.. doof doof doof.
total madness of course. But a bit more exciting than bins and English exams! lol

AnnoyedofTunbridgeWells · 12/05/2017 11:04

I really hope the writers are reading this thread and take your brilliant ideas!!

The80sweregreat · 12/05/2017 11:06

annoyed, i doubt it!

iknowimcoming · 12/05/2017 13:13

I'm finding each episode more infuriating ATM, the label thing was ridiculous and as for the highly dramatic Moose scenes - just terrible, huge build up and then he just wants a divorce, really? It's all just tosh Sad

The80sweregreat · 12/05/2017 13:19

' Lee wants a divorce Witless' doof doof doof
' i have a new sticker machine' - doof doof.. etc etc
' put the bins out someone'.
hello? any viewers left ? err, no.

iknowimcoming · 12/05/2017 13:53

The80s- totally agree, I try to be kind and think they got into a mess with DD needing time off but it doesn't explain the Denise crap and the Abbie crap does it - I'm assuming DD is about to return to rescue Whitless from her despair about Lee but probably not her awful hair and eyeliner Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 12/05/2017 14:24

Love the bring back Hev campaign!

Post Its all over the market? Ridiculous. Really silly.

I agree, Whit's message for Mick was nauseating.
Instead of a breathy "I need you Mick, I really need you" why didn't she just say, "Hi, just to let you know Lee and I are getting divorced. I'd appreciate a chat about it if you can call back. Thanks, goodbye."

Moose wins the prize for dragging out the message from Lee to extraordinary lengths. Just spit it out, Moose.

The80sweregreat · 12/05/2017 14:39

I think there should be a nationwide petition for Heather to return. The country needs to be on board!
agree that Witless didnt need to go all dramatic - she must have known that Leek would want a divorce - i am shocked that she doesnt want one after all the things he put her through with the beating he gave her, the lies and deceit and so on. I am guessing she just put her head in the sand, maybe thought he would come back from Dover? who knows. Sausage is also annoying me, popping up everywhere without a story line to his name. He is a bit of a spare part.

HateSummer · 12/05/2017 14:43

OMG! Those Hev storylines are amazing! I wonder if the "Queenie" actress is still alive? She was quite old and Harris from what I remember.

Those post it notes were crap. How did they post thousands of notes over everything in broad daylight and no one realised who had done it?

Also, WHY is moose named moose? Woody had a lightbulb moment about it, but I didn't get it?

Akire · 12/05/2017 14:43

Ok so Heather wasn't really dead dead, she found out that her real father was someone high up in politic world/famous. He died but left a fortune to heather. His family paid Ben to hit her to warn her off but the plan was all along to fake her death.
Heather is being held and drugged up somewhere totally plausible plot Shireley will find a clue and come to rescue!

The80sweregreat · 12/05/2017 14:47

I;m glad someone mentioned the Moose nickname as i didnt get it either .. i am ( assuming) its rude? Dont know why,( i do not normally have a dirty mind!) He seems alright ( well, anything is an improvement on leek)
Akire, good one re Heather, at least that way she could come back as Ev and not someone else with a different name ( even though its the same actress)

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 12/05/2017 15:38

According to the urban dictionary, Moose means well endowed friend (hung like a moose) Shock

youarenotkiddingme · 12/05/2017 16:15

If the producers were reading this thread EE would have got interesting months ago!

HateSummer · 12/05/2017 16:29

😳 Wow. Well he may well be hung like a moose, but I found he Was a snivelling mess like Lee.

woodhill · 12/05/2017 16:30

Yuck about Moose

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 12/05/2017 16:37

He looked like a tiny slip of a lad, I'm not buying this moose reference. Whit did look a bit disappointed when he said he wasn't hitting on her though. Hmm

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 12/05/2017 16:44

I'm not putting "Sausage" into the Urban dictionary.. Grin

Yes 80's he is very annoying, always in the background like a piece of wood.

Cary2012 · 12/05/2017 17:15

Hev! That classic episode when she broke into George M's garden, went through his bins and stole an empty Greek Yogurt pot! Those were the days.

A couple of weeks ago, I thought it couldn't get any worse, and the scriptwriters have proved me wrong, it is absolute tosh.

I don't care about prissy Abi, power dressed Lauren and GCSE pining Denise.

The whole thing hasn't imploded because DD was off for a few weeks; it's imploded because of sloppy writing, lack of direction and minor characters being given storylines that are implausible at best and plain daft at worse.

It's an insult to our intelligence to expect us to watch it without finding fault.

And I still haven't a clue who Moose is...

EnidButton · 12/05/2017 17:33

Hev! ❤️

Her and Shirl were classic. That was definitely a mistake death. She should've gone of into the sunset with her big cuddly true love and little George and lived happily ever after. Never mind Julia's theme, they could've played an instrumental version of Wake me Up Before you GoGo as the taxi pulled away.

HateSummer · 12/05/2017 18:11

Was Hev's big bf related to Dot somehow? Or am I imagining that?

Blondeshavemorefun · 12/05/2017 18:16

I avoid urban dictionary after using it to query space docking - mounting and some other words mentioned on mn

Blondes was corrupted 🙀🙀🙀

Who does George live with. He must be heading up for teenager now

Sure he will return to avenge his mothers death and do something to ben

I saw the post it's but didn't get the ref and who did it

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JustAnotherSilentOldNumber · 12/05/2017 18:18

He's only about 9 or 10 Blondes

AnnoyedofTunbridgeWells · 12/05/2017 18:23

Darren has George doesn't he?

AnnoyedofTunbridgeWells · 12/05/2017 18:25

HateSummer yes that sounds right. Was his mam Dot's cousin or old friend or something?

AnnoyedofTunbridgeWells · 12/05/2017 18:29

Just googled and Dot was his aunt! And Charlie Cotton was his dad as Charlie was also married to Dot's sister!