EASTENDERS 11 - NO SPOILERS !!!!!!

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Thought would start new thread for when this runs out as know how you lot gossip and I'm out tonight 😛😛😛😛

Sure you will get through 70ish posts quickly ........

Sooooooo recap and still have some of the same storylines going as you lot natter 😁😁😁😁

What is max up to?? Obv revenge !!

Will Stacey and Martin get preg and why go for another chiid when they can't even afford the two they have 🙄

When will BEX stop seeing LOUISE. She isn't a friend

What will happen to baby spud. Is this the end of him till 18yrs later

How will jack cope with granny living with him?

Will Linda be back soon? Possibly not unless literally having 2/3mths off ml but mick goes to see her lots

Will babe be back?

Nice that James recovery isn't quick

Michelle's toyboy schoolboy lover has arrived

Will michelle manage to look after Denny and LOUISE .....

Will Lee return and how will Whitney cope being dumped but hey she has her rings back

Will she snog mick

Any other main stories?

And NO SPOILERS 😘😘😘

I'm shocked nobody has mentioned Chelle's ' furiously jealous' face yet! the old chelle was really friendly with Kaff and might have even told her about Pratson - but no. Still, most young lads would prefer Bex anyway? she is very pretty and quite mature - despite the singing she isnt a bad kid really.

Hahaha! Pratson!
Bex is quite mature and has had to put up with a lot, all foisted on by the adults in her life.

Tina kept dumping Sylvie on her, she had to be moral support for her dad when her step-mum was going through MH issues, had to accept her mum leaving for a different city. Now she has crappy mates and an ex who doesn't give her the time of day.

She's now being used by Pratson as leverage in his and Nuchelle's silly relationship/sex offense

Poor Bex, no wonder she keeps writing these wibbly songs!

Pratson 😂😂😂

Denny will be late for school
8.35 ben and jay eating in bed

Yet 5mins before jack had to leave to get RICKY as sick in assembly

And everyone these going to school

Preston is immature and playing games tho michelle does deserve it. She said she didn't want to see him anymore

BEX wasn't sure about sleeping with her bf but happily jumped into bed with a bloke she'd known for 2m

Is dot allowed to drive? Her eyesight better? And whose mini car has she got? They cost money !!!!!!

She will be ok as car just slowed to a halt on wasteland

Will go and read replies

Ha no. See I wasn't the only one who noticed the time cock op

Ooh yes I'd forgotten how fabulous Dot looked in her slacks and headscarf! I also thought how the heck is she going to get all those plants home in that teeny tiny car

Also Preston - hey Bex do you wanna go upstairs - hmm yes ok then, fumbling, undressing, oh hang on a sec I've just to send a text, texts nuchelle, ok as you were Bex - really?

I spotted Ronnie's dead daughter Danielle in casualty last week - looks exactly the same as she did in EE despite that being yonks ago!

Anyhoo since the continuity is totally shot to bits perhaps Keegan can turn out to be Kat's missing twin son

Can somebody please remind me what Nuchelle and Preston's cover story is for why he's in Walford? Exchange student? Tourist who got lost? I've googled but can't find anything!

He's a friend of her son mark

The80sweregreat Aww, fanks, treacle, it's like we're jus' like faaam'ly rahnd 'ere
Okay everyone, got my 'virtual' t-shirt '"I survived the great bus crash of 2017" and shall wear it as a badge of honour! (And lest we forget, as that bus crash was bloody inconsequential!)

Is a Pat Butcher clock a clock with Pat Butcher's face on the, erm, face or is it a clock like Pat Butcher used to have?

Ah, I miss Pat Butcher. I'd like to imagine she would never have stood for those watery dialogues they fobbing us off with nowadays.
Sometimes I think I'll faint whilst watching EE with rolling my eyes so much at the recent dull-fest.

That convo between Ian and Mick was totally peculiar. Ian has done that a few times with Mick though - instigating bizarrely personal sex conversations. I'd give Ian a wide berth if I saw him...

Reminds me, I thought Mick and jack were supposed to become best mates when Jack came back to the square. Haven't seen much of that bromance happening!

We are very welcoming here, unlike many other threads..
No cliques, no bitchiness and no spoilers! ( there is a spoiler thread)

Agree about mock n ian - ever since he taught Mock to swim he has had a weird relationship with him.
Ian spends more time in the pub than his own business.

Maybe Bex will become a viral YouTube star and be head hunted by a record label. Poor kid needs some luck. They better not have her getting pregnant whilst her Dad and step Mum struggle to conceive or done nonsense.

She will be ok as car just slowed to a halt on wasteland

Did it? I thought it ended with a continuous horn sound as if she had her head on the steering wheel, unconscious.

Welcome any newbies! Yes I wondered about the horn but she did only drive and stop on the grass wasn't like was down a slope or or even that hard a stop. How can
You hit your head on emergency stop surely you are bracing yourself other direction? Unless she has heart attack with shock gets carried away

I thought Dot was headed to the garden centre to buy a bush (hilarious moment when she googled it!) but obviously changed her mind. Perhaps she planned to replace the flowers that the bad boy destroyed?

Bex could rename herself ' bex and bone man'

Matthew is such a beautiful baby, his so so cute

Dear, makes even me feel broody!
Noahs ark! Classic shirl.

I'm wondering if max knows that polish guy and has sent him to sabotage the Vic from the inside.

Just, so polish guy isnt a goodie? Oh no.

Random new character just happens to help out the Vic right after max said the Vid was next on his hit list.

Vic not Vid

What the hell is that picture Martin is standing next to!!! It looks like the eyes move

Where's that came from??

It's haunted by Pat's ghost.

Plants survived