eastenders 10. NO SPOILERS please

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Thought better start one as know you lot gossip and I'm out tonight

What is max up to??

Will Stacey and Martin get preg and why go for another chiid when they can't even afford the two they have 🙄

What will happen to baby spud. Surely won't be adopted .....

How will jack cope with granny living with him?

Will l be back soon? Possibly not unless literally having 2/3mths off ml

What wicked deed will babe do next?

Do we see more of michelle secret school boy lover

What will the market stallers do while market being repaired

Will Lee get a new job ?

Any other main stories?

And NO SPOILERS 😘😘😘

Actually thinking about it I can think of 4 kids who live with both birth parents under same roof. Billy and honey kids, Pearl and Olli though with Linda and or Ollie away not sure it's even 4

Everyone else Dad/Mam
Is dead or missing or away

Denny
Rebecca
Louise's
Lilly
Arthur
All Jack Kids
Lauren's baby
Anyone else?

Phil is so going to move Tonys wife and kid into Ben and jays room..

Does Carmel ever do any work? She was with Jane for lunch, then in the vic , chatting to the workmen, winding up Stace, doing anything other than her job.
Skaki's bits all over the internet? oh i say..
Kim is being horrible.
It is complicated being a EE child..arthur looked happy enough though.

The teenage drama is becoming very boring to watch now. Shakis bits will be all over the internet then he'll do the same to bex, then they'll kiss and make up again. Aghhhh.

(Just a guess, not a spoiler)

The houses really are tardises. I'm sure Pat had about 30 people staying with her once.

The Grange hill bits are tiresome, i agree but
I do want Shaki getting brought down a peg!

I have such a crush on Danny Dyer it's becoming a problem.

Another crap episode.

Denise won by mentioning the bins 🙄😒...twice 🙄🙄

Witless and Leek will move out their place and Ben and Jay will move in; Phil said he and grant had a one bed place so it'll be the Mitchells for the 2010s

The bins are back people!
Strap yourself in for more storylines like:

The MinuteMart running out of binbags

Carmel ordering new boots online after scuffing hers kicking the bins in.

Kaff organising a meeting at the community centre to petition the bins

Mick pulling the 'oo-er missus' face when Witless says something about needing a big sack.

Babe saving a fortune on meat by setting up rat-traps around the Square

Sausage reading the Environmental Protection Act, 1990, to anyone who cares to listen.

Max and Dr. Claw in cahoots to overrun Walford with rubbish and start a mini contained Black Plague, which will then be stopped by The Great Fire of Secrets, Lies and Affairs Bridge Street Cafe (burn it dahhhhhhn).

Looks like were in for another prime year if storylines.

😂 I can't wait!

I just remembered the dramatic thunder and lightning today . Everyone knows that EE only uses the thundering for really dark episodes as a sense of foreboding. It was just used willy nilly today . And when the hell does it thunder in January/February in London? So stupid.

That sounds scarly realistic Mockingbird. I'm still peeved noones keeled over post crash.

Chelle has to get a job she's been back over a month now, my money's on new dry cleaning place like her mother.

What's happening with Lauren's internship? She's actual nearly got a job out of the square

I still don't get what Sharon does all day. She seems permently busy but no job, Phil now seems quiet well and an 11 and 16y old to kick out of the house each morning. Yet moaning no time to spend with Phil- what are you doing the rest of the time? though your house looks mega tidy and clean all the time I admit

Maybe Max is sabotaging the bins to bring about the second black death and kill all the residents.

Would most of the pub really have walked out in disgust halfway through the quiz just because of Sylvie's inappropriate performance ?

Max is playing the long game, starting with sabotaging bin collections. That'll teach em Max.

I don't understand why Mick is suddenly barely hanging on without Linda being there, especially considering she has taken 75% of the workload (Ollie) with her. Obviously Lee set him back financially but the pub was thriving a couple of months ago.

I missed Sylvie's performance other than seeing her fall off the stage. What inappropriate thing did she do/say?

Phil's remark about Sharon ringing around looking for him like he was a lost child made me laugh. And agree with PP, he is going to arrange for Tony's wife to move into the house.

Surely some rent would be better for Pam and Les than none. The flat has been empty since the left the Square although I fully understand that Ben would not want to move into that flat that has all Paul's memories and their joint shared dreams without Paul.

Why are Stacey and Jane such great friends? Is she being paid by Ian to cook for Jane seeing as he has disappeared for the most part these days

Parma But is is Danny Dyer or Mick who you fancy?

Stacey I'd looking after Lauren's little boy with hers while she's on her internship thingy. So she pops in so they can spend time at his house and have adult chat as she gets lonely, and so would Jane.

Stacey I'd looking after Lauren's little boy with hers while she's on her internship thingy. So she pops in so they can spend time at his house and have adult chat as she gets lonely, and so would Jane.

Ah yes I forgot Stacey looks after Lauren's baby. I remember reading that here before.

I found it annoying tonight when Jane kept talking about Stephen being competitive as 'just like his father' etc. Isn't Simon Wicks his Dad? Even if referring to nature v nurture etc, Stephen was in NZ for a good few years until very recently.

Bit of a ridiculous episode. Why everyone left the pub is beyond me. Wooden Johnny was as bad as ever. I want to like him but the way he stands with his arms just hanging at his side is so unnatural.

Whitney is annoying me. I hope it isn't the start of an affair. Micks reaction to the kiss is different to other times when he has been clear that he loves Lynda and there could be no one else. He wasn't as adamant so I'm guessing something is going to happen. Can't really be arsed with it if it does. Note to the writers....not everyone cheats on their partners even during difficult times!!

Lee is as pathetic as ever. Babe needs to go.

I think it's fair to say I am feeling a little grumpy about Eastenders tonight

Sorry about saying Christmas 2916 folks😱, me and my fat fingers! 😝

Another nothing episode, the most exciting thing was the storm and the fish and chip bonanza. What a terrible doof doof. Can't remember a worse one. That was very unbelievable everyone leaving mid quiz.

I've just remembered, didn't Jay have that bloke chasing him and threatening him about the drug dealing? What happened? How did it end, anyone?

Yes, don't understand the mass walkout in the Vic, especially as the landlord himself isn't the most politically correct, what with all his misogynistic comments on 'treacles' loving shopping, wanting to be kept women, just wanting to get married etc.

And then there's his confusing a Thai guy for a Chinese man. And then offering him a Chinese beer.

Actually glad EE included that when someone asked if it was an old family recipe and Panit said 'oh no, got it off the internet'. Highlights some if the stereotypical assumptions people have.

Also, anyone notice more if our regular characters dropping in names of other people on the square we never see?
Who the heck is Helen, Denise?!

Hoping Panit becomes a fixture in EE