EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS 9 NO SPOILERS **TITLE EDITED BY MNHQ**

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went thro last thread quick

Sadly we know Mitchell sisters dead so funeral soon

DENISE will be popping baby spud out and now shazA and michelle (who we dislike) know the whole square soon will

Lee and micks loans need to be sorted

Any other important stories I've missed

And NO SPOILERS PLEASE

That was so weird!! For a start what was James Bellamy doing up the Shard with Max? (one for older mumsnetters there!)

What was with the music?

Why were the ambulances still driving around the square with their blue lights flashing when everyone had long gone to the hospital?

Hmmmm....

I have not watched it yet but I was so hoping whiney Whitney was a gonna. I can't stand the sound of her voice or sight of the daft faces she pulls. I never asked for those things Lee. Hmmm.

Omg I just remembered, Leek running to the shop to get whitless some balloons and flowers 🙄🙄🤔😒 These dipshits really don't care about their money problems do they?!

HateSummer I thought that too. And the grapes!
Also, does EE have any concept of A&E treatment times? Love how all the characters are able to be seen, given a bed on the ward, diagnosed and treated in a matter of 4 hours.

Healing process seems to be superhuman in EE too. Twitney will probably be up and tinkly laughing/spending money/getting off with her FiL in no time.

There we were all speculating that this was a cull of a few more 'well loved or loathed' characters and all the time it was a criminal mastermind pullling Max Branning's strings!
If he is after the Vic now, what have the Carters done to him? As i put on the spoilers page, why not target Beales businesses or the Arches, rip them off , it was Ian, Jane and phil who put Max away for Lucy's demise - unless Babe ends up behind it too in order to get one over on Mick? Anything is possible now Mr Big is in on it - i would lay money he was an ' face' around the eastend when the mitchells were growing up or something, there has a be a link somewhere. ( slept with Peggy back in the day, or some such 60s nonsense)

Dragged under a bus and nowt but a scratch on Martian or Twitney?

What utter shite.

Let's hope the cull happens in Max's upcoming Queen Vic 'burrnnn it daaahhhhnnnn' as he put it. Starting with Twitney.

Burning the pub isn't very original though is it?

It's burnt more than dinners I've cooked in the past!

The bus was lifted up by superhuman locals then dropped back down. Anyone under the bus would have been crushed. What's the clearance underneath a London bus? If you were hit by a moving bus then run over and completely under the wheels you would be dead.
Mind you, there is a long tradition of EE characters coming back from the dead.
Perhaps it'all a collective dream/nighmare brought on by some substance Babe put in her roadkill filled pies.
Whitless still had her false eyelashes on straight and make-up intact. Prob so she could attempt father in law seduction from her casualty bed. 'Tis all rubbish.

Thank you Martin!

This new (ish) producer has some really really weird ideas. And that's being polite.

The people on the Archers thread (Radio Addicts) are celebrating that he has left so TA can return to normal while he wreaks havoc on EE. I only came on this thread because I couldn't understand what had happened yesterday.

I watched urgh Whitney snogging mick i luv lee i luv L did we not have a dil &fil affair before, soo what is Max up to we are going to have another grew up in walford but never seen before baddie wonder if he knows Gavin

On new thread we need a list of these fabulous names so we can keep track!

Agree Twitney kissed him
First and he didn't move. But after all the fawning and stroking and how bloody amazing you are it's hardly a suprise.

Someone
Should have leaat broke an arm
Or leg even if you just got thrown crowd in rush then accidental got sat on top off by a bus. For two people to be bearly concous then be unable to move to not have. Leading or broken bones is true drama indeed. No one even
Got hit in face by a flying coat hanging!

Need to watch it again for evil Vilan part.

tobee I remember James Bellamy, Upstairs Downstairs.

Why did Shaki and Bex go into Phil and Sharon's house for a cup of tea? They don't live there!!!! What is it with EE and just walking into someone else's house and helping themselves?

I didn't think they could make Lee any more annoying but they managed it last night "I'll get you some balloons and grapes". Yeah, that's just what she needs when she's just been dragged out from under a bus.

I keep remembering more stupidities 😂

5 hours after the bus crash Ian asks Carmel if everyone is accounted for...I mean wtf?! Is she the keeper of all of Walford? It was an open public place! and after 5 hours fannying around the bus I'm sure the fire crew would've found more people if anyone was under there. It's a bus, not a bloody space station 😂😂😂

Yes ballons make a bus being dropped on you twice all better twat

If only the NHS knew of the amazing healing qualities of balloons & grapes, they could use them to treat every patient and save themselves a fortune

Balloons*

ha ha, would save the NHS a few bob then if all they had to do was buy in job lot of grapes ( green and black) and a few balloons from the market.
It was a miracle on that square, 2 people trapped under there and they both seem fine - you would have thought at least a broken foot or arm?
Walford hospital, its like Lourdes for the East end.
Was leak in the old mc cluckney's chicken shop ( or whatever it was called when liam worked in there?) it looked different. he is never at work that boy! Shaki had to act confused again, he has a real talent for it.

He's never at work yet he can afford overpriced hospital grapes and balloons. 😂

I think he was in the other cafe where they meet people in secret.

Can't wait for Lee to find out about Whit and Mick's kiss, as he surely will. Denise won't be able to keep her trap shut for long. We might actually get to see some real acting from him.

hmm, Denise will tell someone - maybe Honey and she will tell Billy ( if he ever comes back) and he will spill the beans when he suddenly becomes best buddies with Leak, as they do when its a big story coming up.
linda should be coming back in it soon, they film 6 weeks ahead I believe, maybe she comes home with Elaine and it causes tension with Mick so he finds solace in having it away with his DIL.
Leak will find his inner soldier and beat his dad to a pulp. of course he will be okay, as the healing hands at Walford hospital bring them all back to life.

Leek was in that other caff that they all go to when they want out of the square, Pam met the mum of the guy who killed Paul there,

YY to secret meeting place cafe! I think it's bridge street cafe officially. It is only ever seen when something dodgy is going on, I think Stacey was hiding out there and met her brother there when she was in the midst of her psychotic episode last chrimbo, and I think there were some scenes there during Lucygate to name a few, oh and Pam met Paul's killers mum there too I think. Wonder if it has a sign out front 'secret meetings our speciality'

Ha great minds mrsjayy!

I wonder if the bus squashing has damaged Martians baby making equipment, the whole lets have a baby despite already having a baby out raving was a bit odd