X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

Really don't like this song. And admitting that it only took 20 minutes to write, as if that's a good thing, was a bad move on Mr Smith's part.

I favour the Carlton from fresh prince style of dance

Way to much falsetto, not good.

Well it's upsetting the dogs.

Lol nancy!
I might need a MN scarf too!

Please tell me that bit of fluff masquerading as a teeny tash is for movember not a serious facial hair attempt bless him. I have more post wax

Im just surprised to see the magic word that is live in the corner... its usually playing hide and seek

You sound coooool getting... trying hard to liken myself to someone but at the moment its Victoria Wood or Keith Lemon or a mix of them both

If they say this is good they're lying

Everyone is amazing. really?

We should audition as a group. The Magical Musical Mums, or some such shite...

Why do they think this is good?

'is this where i give it all up'

prophetic....

the falsetto is painful. Even the BeeGees would not attempt that falsetto.

It's a good thing my dog is deaf, or she would have sung along.

Ooh nancy I can work with that!

Is the wine or does Matt have a look of the Cumberbatch with his hair like that?

He was a bit crap. But then they all are.

Ive not been waiting for that..

Louis wants everyone in the final.

This is what we've been waiting for ? really? No. No.

Do you think they hear it differently in the studio? Cos it doesn't sound that great to me.
The audience are screaming and clapping like he's just something remarkable.
I wasn't impressed.

He looks like Stephen fry as Wooster.

He should do a duet with Ryan Laurie.....

I'm crying too. It was painful!

I feel like we're just marking time for a matt terry and honey g final

Ooh yes he does look a bit lizard like tonight!

I one got told at a party 'oh you look like that blond one off the telly', so one of my friends pipes up ' oh you mean Rene Zellwegger, greater gets told that often' to which random stranger replies 'oh no, I meant Vicky Pollard'!!! So think yourselves lucky getting and rousette