X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

Are they all on something?

We are not hearing what they are hearing!

He looks expensive. OK...... where does that leave us as far as a recording deal?!!!!

Is Nicole in pain?

Yep, the judges are in a parallel universe tonight. Or they've all been at the meths with Sharon.

I think I've gone deaf. I must have done. They cant be talking about what I just heard

That's what I thought NorthWest
DH just farted, that's his review of Matt's performance 😷

Me & my moves

Shazza has defo been sharing her meths gin combos tonight

It was awful. The judges must be as deaf as posts.

I was told I looked like Gloria Estefan once.

The bloke also claimed to be the Archangel Michael though.

Greater . The woman at the party obviously had wine goggles on!

'oh no, I meant Vicky Pollard'!!!
I mostly resemble Rhiannas well meaning but clueless granny

nancy you go girl definitely not mum dancing just so coool rocking them moves

We could go on as 'The Netters. '
Slow version of Creep.
Lots of attitude. Bit of breakdancing.
It will be awesome.

I do a great Grayson Perry (in drag) on a good day!

Funny thing was she really thought Vicky pollard was a woman, there was no convincing her that it was a man dressed up!

On a different subject, I really do like the Amazon Christmas ad.

oh, the Now 95 ad has just come on. Apparently it is the first year in 25 that mark Goodier hasn't done the voice over. He's had a stroke. . I won a prize on his radio show in 1988.

I used to get told I looked like Kate Bush a lot when I was 13. To the extent that I'd get on the bus and pp wd sing bloody Wuthering Heights to me!! 😱

It's Honey Gross!

Destiny that is a cool celebrity lookey likey.

Oh fuck my old boots, here we go.

Destiny that's cooler than Gloria Estefan (the only similarity being curly hair )

Great idea 80's, don't know how my knees will cope with it though.
The Amazon ad is great
I say Honey you say.........

Greater, harsh mate.
Shes a 'real wrapper '

Funnily enough destiny I thought Saaaraaa looked like she was about to belt out Heathcliffe tonight! was that Kate bush or have I just made an arse of myself

So Honey wants to show us she's a real rapper. That could take some doing, love.

Oh dear god